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Old 10-08-2012, 12:51 AM   #1
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We all know women never get preagnant against their will. Not that their will means anything to THE LORD out GOD and Jesus. But their bodies can shut down. They have little microscopic gnomes in their Fallopian tubes that can fight off invasive sperm. Ban abortion. Vote for me I knows women biology. Republicans care about women. And Muslims. And slaves. We never say anything dumb. Nope. Legit rape pregnancy never happens.
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:38 PM   #2
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Trust me when I tell you that any sane woman's body will always be shut down to you. And shut off. So shut up. Please.
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Old 10-09-2012, 02:59 AM   #3
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I'm a bit confused by some of the things I've been hearing about America recently. Let me get this straight: 47% of people watch Sesame Street which is responsible for unwanted pregnancies... something like that, right?
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Old 10-09-2012, 07:28 AM   #4
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Let me help with the confusion...

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"You find that along with the culture of death go all kinds of other law-breaking: Not following good sanitary procedure, giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant, cheating on taxes, all these kinds of things."

-Todd Akin, 2008, on the House floor.
Does that help? They obviously want to clear up all those abortions of non-pregnant women.
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:39 AM   #5
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Oh... so, 47% of people watch Sesame Street which is giving rise to non-pregnant women failing to floss adequately and then getting abortions.

Well, that makes sense.
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:32 PM   #6
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It's only legit rape if you're watching sesame street, 47% of americans know that.
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Old 10-10-2012, 03:49 AM   #7
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Ah, I see: Romney is worried about Big Bird's massive pecker.
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I'm a bit confused by some of the things I've been hearing about America recently. Let me get this straight: 47% of people watch Sesame Street which is responsible for unwanted pregnancies... something like that, right?
47% of america treat governmetn like its personal piggy bank, force the government to pay for liberal elitist sesame street, and have juices that flow and allow conception - in direct contradiction to the body's protective biological procedure undermining their cries of rape.
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:53 PM   #9
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They don't call him "Big" Bird for nothing!
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actually snuffleupagus is the one to watch out for...
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I'm thinking that the cookie monster is the biggest threat ,,,,,
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On the bright side...no more Elmo!
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