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Old 05-22-2013, 10:14 PM   #1
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Old 05-23-2013, 04:38 AM   #2
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The first word in the thread title is "Seks". If Darth wants me to forward the links I just removed, I can do that for him.
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You are quite the humanitarian
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Thank you google translate
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I looked up Alexander McQueen. He was a fashion designer. He was responsible for this. ^^^

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I looked up Alexander McQueen. He was a fashion designer. He was responsible for this. ^^^



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That looks like a horror movie creature. Like the Black lagoon's daughter on the runway
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How the hell does she keep from drooling all over her dress?
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Then again, looking at her dress, maybe she doesn't keep from drooling all over it.
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