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Old 10-07-2011, 09:49 PM   #1
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Is there a theme? How about a unifying cause? Why would I want to join? Why would you want me to join (besides the fact that I'm a cute female with a bizarre sense of humor and too much time on my hands)? How did I get here?

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Old 10-07-2011, 10:07 PM   #2
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(...with a bizarre sense of humor and too much time on my hands)?
This is pretty much our unifying theme.

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Old 10-07-2011, 10:26 PM   #3
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(besides the fact that I'm a cute female......
and this is our secondary theme.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:27 PM   #4
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Good enough. One more question (for now): Who's Van?
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:31 PM   #5
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VAN created the boards.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:38 PM   #6
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I think I might like to register so I can play, too. Any advice, recommendations, warnings, predictions, or the like?

What if I don't turn out to have as bizarre a sense of humor as I think?
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:40 PM   #7
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Then we will chew you up and spit you out.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:41 PM   #8
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It's like learning to swim. Just jump in and hope you survive.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:43 PM   #9
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We do not beg people to join. In fact, we've been known to discourage it. Hopefully, your sense of humor is better than you imagined.
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Old 10-08-2011, 12:33 AM   #10
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You've already practically joined, you've already told us more about youself than thousands of other passers by, you just gotta give yourself a name.
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Old 10-08-2011, 12:49 AM   #11
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You've already practically joined, you've already told us more about youself than thousands of other passers by, you just gotta give yourself a name.
You are sounding a bit too hopeful there, Shayne. Don't you already know the name, address, political affiliation, name of next of kin, and blood type - being the board owner and all?
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You are sounding a bit too hopeful there, Shayne. Don't you already know the name, address, political affiliation, name of next of kin, and blood type - being the board owner and all?

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Old 10-08-2011, 03:37 AM   #13
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Old 10-08-2011, 07:29 AM   #14
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You've already practically joined, you've already told us more about youself than thousands of other passers by, you just gotta give yourself a name.
Ah, yes...choosing the name. I always overthink that one. Maybe after breakfast, something will just come to me.

If not, I should be back by beer-thirty with something.
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hi. pick a name. dive in. a few things first. don't disagree with anyone. don't scream about obama and socialism. don't spam. don't post whore (ok, I am really the last person that should be saying this ). don't mind req. don't steal any produce from relo...and if you do, hit me up for my address so you can share your spoils. don't try to have an 'argument' with rew or CJ, as you will lose. oh, and don't drink the water.
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don't try to have an 'argument' with rew or CJ, as you will lose.
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Take comfort in this - if your sense of humor is not bizarre enough, you will be corrupted in short order. We take care of our people.
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I have been directed to a page that says the administrator has disabled registration. Is this a hint?
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We have an administrator? Who knew?
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Yep, he hates newbs.
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Old 10-08-2011, 11:23 PM   #24
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The Hokey Pokey. That's what it's all about.
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