The Amish and elevators

Orb · 11-20-2013, 12:03 PM

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number. and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....

'Jebediah, go get your Mother'

Loki · 11-20-2013, 08:48 PM

Ha!

Bango Skank · 11-21-2013, 09:48 PM

Good one

kindnessfirst · 11-21-2013, 10:18 PM

Hysterical!

**Juicebox** · 11-22-2013, 04:01 PM

Funny!

McNultysGirl · 11-27-2013, 01:09 AM

Nice!

11-20-2013, 12:03 PM	#1
Orb Safe camp Join Date: 11-20-2001 Location: 151 feet above sea level Age: 62 Posts: 20,211	The Amish and elevators A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.' While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number. and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son..... 'Jebediah, go get your Mother' __________________ “Music is what life sounds like.” - Eric Olson “I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.” - Sheldon Cooper “Man is a dog's idea of what God should be” - Holbrook Jackson

11-20-2013, 08:48 PM	#2
Loki Mischief Maker Join Date: 08-16-2002 Location: In my mind Age: 49 Posts: 20,012	Re: The Amish and elevators Ha!

11-21-2013, 09:48 PM	#3
Bango Skank Dave was here. Join Date: 09-02-2010 Location: Bucks County PA Posts: 1,661	Re: The Amish and elevators Good one

11-21-2013, 10:18 PM	#4
kindnessfirst . . . . . . Join Date: 10-09-2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 12,195	Re: The Amish and elevators Hysterical! __________________ __________________________________________ The true test of having an open mind is the ability and willingness to change it. I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~Maya Angelou

11-22-2013, 04:01 PM	#5
Juicebox Craaaaazy Join Date: 05-07-2001 Location: in random Age: 45 Posts: 20,811	Re: The Amish and elevators Funny! __________________ "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." -Aristotle