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Old 10-12-2012, 02:47 PM   #1
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:17 PM   #2
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Screw the excitement...let's talk hard cash! What does Ohio girl action pay?
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Old 10-14-2012, 06:50 PM   #3
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Old 10-14-2012, 07:21 PM   #4
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I'm what you're looking for. Trust me.

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