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Old 12-24-2012, 03:32 PM   #1
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Old 12-24-2012, 04:03 PM   #2
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:55 PM   #3
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Old 03-22-2013, 03:12 PM   #5
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Old 03-22-2013, 05:32 PM   #6
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Old 04-13-2013, 04:45 PM   #8
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Ooh, cryptic spam. Is this some sort of clue to something? Is there a prize?
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this is like the davinci code! Only not.
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Old 04-14-2013, 09:47 PM   #11
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Maybe these are the thoughts of a zombie- confused addled, and from someone brain dead.
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Old 04-15-2013, 04:19 PM   #12
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Mornington Crescent!

You have to be British to understand that one.
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Pillsbury crescent?
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Ah, starting a new game are you?

Well, it's certainly an unorthodox move, but I assume you're playing the Baker Street variation? According to Stovold's rules, that puts me in nip, so I'll have to take a reverse shunt on the diagonal and go for Tower Gateway. Best I can do, I'm afraid.
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Well, it's certainly an unorthodox move, but I assume you're playing the Baker Street variation? According to Stovold's rules, that puts me in nip, so I'll have to take a reverse shunt on the diagonal and go for Tower Gateway. Best I can do, I'm afraid.
All I got out of that was "Baker street"
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:19 AM   #16
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Ouch. Excellent move.

However, I think I can turn it to my advantage.

Cannon Street.
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I can't decide...should I play 'sesame street' or 'fishheads fish heads, roly poly fisheads'

Rew, for the horizantal curve advantage, which answer would be better?
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Rew, for the horizantal curve advantage, which answer would be better?
Well, remote play on cross-linked systems is allowed provided this does not result in a vertical lift between two lines, but assuming that's not a problem, you're looking for something to clear your left branch and allow you to advance along a linear radical. Don't forget that I'm progressing down your second vector, so you'll need to move north of the river as soon as you can or risk being unable to bank in time for the Northern Line attack.

Also, of course, "fishheads fish heads, roly poly fish heads" is not a move in Mornington Crescent, so go for Sesame Street. Since we're playing Baker Street rules, that scores double.

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Interesting move. That's quite a risk you're taking there.

Embankment.
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I'm going to invoke the Harrington Rule and play Jarrod's Crossing
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Since Kel's invoked the Harrington Rule, I'm going to play a backhand cross and say:

Times Square.
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Well played, rew!

But, I think I have you now.

I counter your Times Square with Lambeth Bridge Roundabout.
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