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Old 07-19-2010, 12:01 AM   #1
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Hello,
I am former politician Gary Condit. Every two years some of the biggest names in California politics and fame travel to Fresno to have a wild political sex party with Dragonfly. Her sex parties are known statewide. I know I look forward to having sex with her and killing her.


Did I say killing her? I have no idea where that came from. I have never killed anyone. And don't accuse me of it either!

Other people going to the Dragonfly Orgy, check in!
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:05 AM   #2
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I am cruising down 99 right now! Just stopped for some McDonald's. I need a cheeseburger.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:13 AM   #3
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You know I am on my way. I have some Barry White 8 Track tapes to enhance the mood.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:23 AM   #4
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Hey, just to let you know I wrote the song "California Gurls" about girls from Fresno.

Oh, and I will be at the party. I am Bi.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:52 AM   #5
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Dfly I need the blue crayon please. Now. Before it gets sticky.
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Old 07-23-2010, 11:40 AM   #6
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Darth is lucky I could never figure out how to post as a Lurker. I would SO pay him back for this.
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Old 07-23-2010, 01:01 PM   #7
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Old 07-23-2010, 05:10 PM   #8
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Darth is lucky I could never figure out how to post as a Lurker. I would SO pay him back for this.
I thought i was the only one who didn't know how to be a lurker.

And where's my crayon?
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Old 07-23-2010, 05:48 PM   #9
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You just log out & you can post in anonymously it the lurkers lounge.
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Old 07-23-2010, 07:09 PM   #10
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what if I can't remember my password, mel?
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Old 07-23-2010, 07:10 PM   #11
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I have your crayon, Minny. DFly thinks she has it, but ... she doesn't. And, it is STICKY. Want me to mail it to you?
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Old 07-23-2010, 09:27 PM   #12
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I have your crayon, Minny. DFly thinks she has it, but ... she doesn't. And, it is STICKY. Want me to mail it to you?
Could you sterilize it first please?
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:00 AM   #13
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I have your crayon, Minny.
Minnie, don't listen to her. She can't even spell your name right after all these years. Do you honestly think I'd let her anywhere near that crayon?
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Old 07-24-2010, 07:52 AM   #14
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Minnie, don't listen to her. She can't even spell your name right after all these years. Do you honestly think I'd let her anywhere near that crayon?
I thought what with the orgy and avoiding a potential murderer you might not notice the crayon was missing.

Say speaking of crayon...can I have it please???
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Old 07-30-2010, 01:18 AM   #15
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Am I late for the party? I love me some hot liberal ass.


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Old 07-30-2010, 01:37 AM   #16
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My friends, I cannot wait to tap Dragonfly's juicy delicious booty. I am still sad that she turned down the chance to be my running mate in 2008. Yes, I still got some good eye candy running with me, but Palin's junk in the trunk isn't the same.
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Old 07-30-2010, 08:47 PM   #17
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Oh, My ... I didn't know you had a sense of humor, John!
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