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Old 10-27-2007, 03:32 PM   #1
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I just peed in your shoe.

You will not know which shoe until it is too late.
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Old 10-27-2007, 04:38 PM   #2
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That's OK. You're scheduled to have your balls cut off the day after tomorrow.

Lick 'em while you got 'em.
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Old 10-27-2007, 05:46 PM   #3
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And your food is made with grade F "meat" from China.

Happy poisoning!
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Old 10-28-2007, 01:49 AM   #4
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Next time it rains, you're sleeping outside.
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Old 10-28-2007, 09:56 PM   #5
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My cat just stole your food.
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Old 10-29-2007, 01:08 AM   #6
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You don't lift your leg, you sissy!
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Old 11-04-2007, 12:45 PM   #7
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That's OK. You're scheduled to have your balls cut off the day after tomorrow.
So did your dog enjoy getting married?
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Old 11-04-2007, 06:51 PM   #8
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The difference between neutering and marriage is that in marriage, the balls are kept. Just not by the man
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