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Old 08-15-2007, 12:57 AM   #1
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Hi, I used to work in politics. Recently quit my job in Washington, DC. I am looking for friends. Have a pal named Donald who hangs out here and says that you are a lively bunch who will take me in.

So who is up for some more of that signing your rights away in order to catch all the terroritst that SURROUND US ALL 24/7? How about some good ol' fashioned tax cuts for the rich?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:25 AM   #2
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Well Karl...rove somewhere else.
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:47 PM   #3
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Try: http://www.SupportersForACorruptNation.com You'll fit right in.
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:23 PM   #4
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Hey buddy! Long time no see. This place is great. Lots of MILFs. Just keep your hands off my sweet Dragonfly.

She doesn't know it yet, but she is going to be the next lady to experience my Iraqi exit strategy: Invade her without asking, shoot lots of shots, and don't pull out for at least ten years.
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:14 PM   #5
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Have a cigar. It taste like chicken.

George Bush for President! Give him a 3rd term!
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:32 PM   #6
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Hey buddy! Long time no see. This place is great. Lots of MILFs. Just keep your hands off my sweet Dragonfly.

She doesn't know it yet, but she is going to be the next lady to experience my Iraqi exit strategy: Invade her without asking, shoot lots of shots, and don't pull out for at least ten years.
As if you could hold out ten minutes.
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Old 08-16-2007, 04:21 AM   #7
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Especially with Tinya here.

It takes all my might to keep from beating up some tuna, here.
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Old 08-16-2007, 05:03 PM   #8
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Especially with Tinya here.

It takes all my might to keep from beating up some tuna, here.
Um, thanks. I think.
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Old 08-16-2007, 09:40 PM   #9
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Mr. Fahfooh, keep your hands off my woman! If you attempt to, as you say, try to beat up her tuna, I will have to beat your ass.

~snuggles with Dragonfly~ Its ok, sugardoodle. Daddy Donald is here for you.
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Old 08-17-2007, 01:27 AM   #10
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Romantic as it may be I'll have to ask that you refrain from referring to my parts as "tuna". I might swoon and hit my head. And watch out for the arsenic, Rummy.
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Old 08-17-2007, 02:19 AM   #11
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Heating. HEATING I meant!!!

lol
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Old 08-17-2007, 01:18 PM   #12
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Why do I find the idea of a Rove/D-fly/Rummy sandwich so hillarious and yet provocative?
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