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Old 04-20-2007, 08:30 PM   #1
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I am SO MUCH enjoying the sex with the (relatively) new office girl!!!
Finding a woman who truly understands and appreciates the 'fuck buddy' rules ROCKS!!!!!!!
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:34 PM   #2
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Find a WIFE that understands and appreciates the 'fuck buddy' and I'll be impressed.
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:51 PM   #3
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I am SO MUCH enjoying the sex with the (relatively) new office girl!!!
Finding a woman who truly understands and appreciates the 'fuck buddy' rules ROCKS!!!!!!!
What exactly ARE the 'fuck buddy' rules? I can guess but I'd like to hear it from a guy.
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:53 PM   #4
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I can guess but I'd like to hear it from a guy.
Then I wouldn't ask some guy. I didn't get the impression that he was actually a he.
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Old 04-20-2007, 09:03 PM   #5
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Then I wouldn't ask some guy. I didn't get the impression that he was actually a he.
Really? I thought Darth started all of the Lurker threads. I always just assume it's him anyway.
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Old 04-20-2007, 10:06 PM   #6
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Bitch, if I am getting laid by a coworker, I would scream it from the rooftops, not skirting it thru the lurkers lounge.
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Old 04-20-2007, 10:09 PM   #7
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....which is why I didn't think it was a guy.
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Old 04-20-2007, 11:27 PM   #8
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Bitch, if I am getting laid by a coworker, I would scream it from the rooftops, not skirting it thru the lurkers lounge.
Did you just call me a bitch?

THANKS! It's the sweetest thing you've said to me in ages.
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Old 04-21-2007, 09:29 AM   #9
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As soon as I read that first post, I had a tiny little notion in my head say, "Lily?"
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Old 04-21-2007, 09:57 AM   #10
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What exactly ARE the 'fuck buddy' rules?
Sorta like Fight Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about Fuck Buddy
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Fuck Buddy.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop", Fuck Buddy is over.
4th RULE: Only two people in Fuck Buddy (usually ).
5th RULE: One Fuck Buddy at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. (Well, depends)
7th RULE: Fuck Buddy will go on as long as they have to (or want to).
8th RULE: If this is your first night at Fuck Buddy, you HAVE to fuck.

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Old 04-21-2007, 11:29 AM   #11
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I once had a co-worker FB. Now he's my husband and the father of my 3 children.
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Old 04-21-2007, 11:53 AM   #12
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Fack Biddy? Who's he?
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Old 04-21-2007, 07:38 PM   #13
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....which is why I didn't think it was a guy.
So who's the lesbian? I don't think it's Dopp, she doesn't work in an office and she's apparently not speaking to us.
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Old 04-21-2007, 08:11 PM   #14
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hahaha... I thought it was more like "someone pretending to be a man with a fuck buddy" than a lesbian. You know, lurker's lounge is all make believe.
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Old 04-21-2007, 08:38 PM   #15
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hahaha... I thought it was more like "someone pretending to be a man with a fuck buddy" than a lesbian. You know, lurker's lounge is all make believe.
Nu uh. It's all true.

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Old 04-21-2007, 09:40 PM   #16
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Sorta like Fight Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about Fuck Buddy
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Fuck Buddy.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop", Fuck Buddy is over.
4th RULE: Only two people in Fuck Buddy (usually ).
5th RULE: One Fuck Buddy at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. (Well, depends)
7th RULE: Fuck Buddy will go on as long as they have to (or want to).
8th RULE: If this is your first night at Fuck Buddy, you HAVE to fuck.

That is just way tooo cool!!

I love that movie and what you said makes just such perfect sense.
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Old 04-22-2007, 09:31 PM   #17
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I'd rather just go forth sans RULES ...

but I have been reminded REPEATEDLY how 'strange' my notions are.

Oh well.
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Old 04-23-2007, 12:07 AM   #18
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I've had a fuck companion for over 10 years. We fuck between relationships. Sometimes that means we don't fuck for 5 years or 3 years or 4 months, but whenever we find oursleves to be synchronistically free, we fuck!
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Old 04-23-2007, 12:57 AM   #19
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My fuck buddy Racenut is a bit different. He is all about proper maintainence of your fluids. If you got an Xmas card from him you know he sent those oil change things. Well, I don't drive that much, but I have other 'fluids' that can build up if you get what I am saying.

So I have one of those little things that measures how many steps you take and how many miles you walk. Whenever I hit 3,000 miles or 3 months, he insists that I "change my oil" if you know what I mean.

Oh, and don't worry. He doesn't let it into the ground water. He keeps the "oil" in a couple places he likes to be "lubed".

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Old 04-23-2007, 01:08 PM   #20
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This thread reminds me of the Alan Alda movie "Same Time, Next Year." Great flick.
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Old 04-23-2007, 10:04 PM   #21
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The rules are mostly unspoken, but decorum must be maintained at work, so no flirting or kissing or anything at the shop.
We have social relationships with our bosses, but our personal lives are off limits, and we have had to tell them so. "Don't ask don't tell"

I am not a girl.
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:22 PM   #22
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I am not a girl either. I am a crane.

And I think the fact that someone would have a "fuck buddy" is a sad sign of the immorality you humans have come to accept as normal in today's society.

We cranes mate for life.

You people disgust me.
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:34 PM   #23
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Mmmmm.... crane booty........
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:37 AM   #24
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...a sad sign of the immorality you humans have come to accept as normal in today's society.
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You people disgust me.
Ladies and gentlemen, as an example of blatant generalization, I submit the quoted post.
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Old 04-24-2007, 08:41 AM   #25
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What about Bob Crane...he didn't mate for life??
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