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Old 04-08-2007, 11:49 AM   #1
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Howdy Ho, kiddos! This is your old pal the Easter Bunny. I spent all last night giving out Easter Baskets to good boys and girls. I sneak into homes and businesses at night delivering baskets with unknown contents.

How do I do this?

Some people say it is magic.

The Bush Administration says I am a terrorist.

I am number 3 on the FBI Terrorist Most Wanted List, behind Osama Bin Laden and some character named the Dragonfly. I don't know what magical things this Dragonfly does, but whomever they are they must sneak some serious stuff into houses or something!

I was lucky that the FBI didn't catch me at the mall. Mind if I hide out at one of your houses for awhile until the heat dies down?
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Old 04-08-2007, 12:58 PM   #2
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I was lucky that the FBI didn't catch me at the mall. Mind if I hide out at one of your houses for awhile until the heat dies down?
The hotel is full, sorry. Now you know what the Dragonfly does.
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Old 04-08-2007, 01:27 PM   #3
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Ever here of Hasenpfeffer?
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Old 04-08-2007, 04:09 PM   #4
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All I can suggest is that Santa might be in a better position to help.
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Ok, Osama and eight of his wives just left. I think I have room for you, but you better be packing a lot of chocolate.
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Old 04-09-2007, 08:31 AM   #6
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Easter Bunny run away!!!! Sure it's all "livin' it up" at the Hotel Tinyafornia...but although you can check out anytime you like- you can never leave!!!

That's why she is on the watch list!
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Easter Bunny run away!!!! Sure it's all "livin' it up" at the Hotel Tinyafornia...but although you can check out anytime you like- you can never leave!!!

That's why she is on the watch list!
You be quiet before they find your body in the sandbox.
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You be quiet before they find your body in the sandbox.
If you put her body in the sandbox, where are you going to move the ones that are already there?
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If you put her body in the sandbox, where are you going to move the ones that are already there?
Good question. Maybe the Easter Bunny wouldn't mind helping me move a few bodies while he's here.
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:03 PM   #10
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I saw what happened...No wonder you're having a hard time.

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Old 04-09-2007, 12:43 PM   #11
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You be quiet before they find your body in the sandbox.
I'm not afraid of you. I haven't checked in...and you can't check out!!

See ya sucker!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-09-2007, 03:08 PM   #12
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I'm not afraid of you. I haven't checked in...and you can't check out!!

See ya sucker!!!!!!!!!
Just let me know when you visit California. I'll make sure I have room for you.
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Just let me know when you visit California. I'll make sure I have room for you.
And a complimentary tinfoil hat on your pillow.
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And a complimentary tinfoil hat on your pillow.
She won't be needing that in the sandbox.
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She won't be needing that in the sandbox.

shhh... Flies with honey, dearie. Flies with honey...
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Next she'll be promising me the blue crayon.

I may have been born at night...but it sure wasn't last night.

Just call me Stickin' to the East Coast Minnie.
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Next she'll be promising me the blue crayon.

I may have been born at night...but it sure wasn't last night.

Just call me Stickin' to the East Coast Minnie.
Awww. Don't you want to meet the Easter Bunny? And no, you are never, ever getting the blue crayon back.
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Old 04-10-2007, 08:37 AM   #18
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Awww. Don't you want to meet the Easter Bunny? And no, you are never, ever getting the blue crayon back.
The Easter Bunny visits me faithfully every year. And even if that weren't true, I would sure know better than to try and visit him in your sandbox. I bet the Bunny thinks it's a huge litterbox and is leaving his person 'jellybeans' in the box.

Maybe I'll just take a swing by and 'borrow' the crayon from you. What do you think of that?? :P
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shhh... Flies with honey, dearie. Flies with honey...
I don't need honey, I've got the blue crayon. She can't resist.
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It would have been more convincing if you'd posted a picture of you holding the crayon...but of course you can't do that because I've got it.
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