BSers - Even You Gay or Liberal Hellbound Ones

03-04-2007, 07:26 PM

Hi. I am Rick Santorum. I was doing some gardening the other day when Jesus Christ appeared to me and said that I must minister to the flock. I asked him, I said, "Lord, how am I to reach the holy people of this land?" Then I had a vision of Bill O'Reilly and I knew what I must do. I decided to join Fox News, Allah be praised.

And when I say Allah, I mean God, you Godless A-rabs.

In any event, I invite the conservitives on this board who have reached the proper level of contributions to the Republican Party be able to get into Heaven to watch me on the divine channel of news, Fox News Channel. I shall join the crusade against immoral things such as free thought, putting logic before prayer, and questioning the fact that there were ever WMDs in Iraq. We all know there were there, but a bunch of liberal soldiers found them and hid them in the name of John Kerry and Satan.

I also plan to fight commercials for Viagra. We all know that only liberals with all their pot smoking and caring about poor people have trouble with their erections.

Anyway, I have posted here before. I know there are a few good people here. Thus, I am inviting them to watch me on Fox.

And for you homosexual loving, oral sex giving, single parenting, pre-marital sex having, wanting rights for people other than Anglo-Saxon White Protestants liberal bastards here, I extend an invite to watch me as well. Your political soul may yet be saved.

rachem · 03-04-2007, 07:43 PM

Bill O'reilly claimed the Grand Canyon for America.

Minnie · 03-05-2007, 09:19 AM

I can't watch you on Fox...I don't want to go blind.

PeachyCream · 03-05-2007, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Santorum

oral sex giving, single parenting, pre-marital sex having

Do I know you?? You just described me to a T.

cmd · 03-05-2007, 08:34 PM

Uhhh, what did you sayman, uhhhhuu I can't remember, It was 4:20 when you said that man *chokes as he exhales*

tomcat · 03-05-2007, 10:04 PM

Did somebody say 4:20 here, well pass it then. *cough* So would that be primetime?

Minnie · 03-06-2007, 07:34 AM

You notice how close santorum is to sanitorium? Maybe you should check that out rick....

03-04-2007, 07:26 PM	#1
Rick Santorum Lurker Posts: n/a	BSers - Even You Gay or Liberal Hellbound Ones Hi. I am Rick Santorum. I was doing some gardening the other day when Jesus Christ appeared to me and said that I must minister to the flock. I asked him, I said, "Lord, how am I to reach the holy people of this land?" Then I had a vision of Bill O'Reilly and I knew what I must do. I decided to join Fox News, Allah be praised. And when I say Allah, I mean God, you Godless A-rabs. In any event, I invite the conservitives on this board who have reached the proper level of contributions to the Republican Party be able to get into Heaven to watch me on the divine channel of news, Fox News Channel. I shall join the crusade against immoral things such as free thought, putting logic before prayer, and questioning the fact that there were ever WMDs in Iraq. We all know there were there, but a bunch of liberal soldiers found them and hid them in the name of John Kerry and Satan. I also plan to fight commercials for Viagra. We all know that only liberals with all their pot smoking and caring about poor people have trouble with their erections. Anyway, I have posted here before. I know there are a few good people here. Thus, I am inviting them to watch me on Fox. And for you homosexual loving, oral sex giving, single parenting, pre-marital sex having, wanting rights for people other than Anglo-Saxon White Protestants liberal bastards here, I extend an invite to watch me as well. Your political soul may yet be saved.

03-04-2007, 07:43 PM	#2
rachem twisttilsomethingbreaks Join Date: 11-09-2004 Location: Baltimore. Age: 38 Posts: 13,407	Re: BSers - Even You Gay or Liberal Hellbound Ones Bill O'reilly claimed the Grand Canyon for America. __________________ Then comes the day Staring at myself I turn to question me I wonder do I want the simple, simple life that I once lived in well Oh things were quiet then In a way they were the better days

03-05-2007, 09:19 AM	#3
Minnie B.S. Veteran Join Date: 07-23-2000 Location: Ohio via Maryland Age: 57 Posts: 12,189	Re: BSers - Even You Gay or Liberal Hellbound Ones I can't watch you on Fox...I don't want to go blind. __________________ Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!!

03-05-2007, 08:34 PM	#5
cmd Lost in The Cloud Join Date: 02-24-2007 Posts: 226	Re: BSers - Even You Gay or Liberal Hellbound Ones Uhhh, what did you sayman, uhhhhuu I can't remember, It was 4:20 when you said that man chokes as he exhales

03-05-2007, 10:04 PM	#6
tomcat girl scouting Join Date: 02-19-2007 Location: K.C. MO Age: 61 Posts: 575	Re: BSers - Even You Gay or Liberal Hellbound Ones Did somebody say 4:20 here, well pass it then. cough So would that be primetime? __________________ I pay you to act not think, and right now you're being overpaid. -_-

03-06-2007, 07:34 AM	#7
Minnie B.S. Veteran Join Date: 07-23-2000 Location: Ohio via Maryland Age: 57 Posts: 12,189	Re: BSers - Even You Gay or Liberal Hellbound Ones You notice how close santorum is to sanitorium? Maybe you should check that out rick.... __________________ Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!!