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Old 02-16-2007, 11:04 PM   #1
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Default My Dear DragonFly

This post is to let you know that I still lust after you, my little liberal kiwi of desire. I must let you know that, as the kids like to say these days, I am Fergilicious.

No wait. I am Rummylicious.


Give me some sugar!
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Old 02-16-2007, 11:08 PM   #2
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Give me some sugar!
All out of sugar. How about some cyanide instead?

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Old 02-16-2007, 11:12 PM   #3
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He called you a kiwi...
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Old 02-16-2007, 11:12 PM   #4
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kind of sounds like Rummy's wearing the Edgar suit from Men in Black.
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Old 02-16-2007, 11:20 PM   #5
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He called you a kiwi...
I'm sorta shaped like one, maybe that's why. He's been looking at my file again. Bastard.
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Old 02-17-2007, 12:05 AM   #6
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Old 02-17-2007, 12:53 AM   #7
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Come on Tinya.. be a sport.. give me a reason to move this to the adult lounge
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Old 02-17-2007, 01:23 AM   #8
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Rummy will have to post his goods first. Although, 'goods' is probably not the right word....
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Old 02-17-2007, 04:03 AM   #9
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Ask him to show you his weapon of mass destruction.
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Old 02-17-2007, 08:55 AM   #10
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Sadly Rew, it was proven that information he gave about weapons of mass destruction were all false. He just doesn't have the goods.
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