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Old 02-04-2007, 02:25 AM   #1
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Anyone want to gerbil with me? The pet store in the mall AND the sex shop down the street both had two-for-one sales today. I have plenty of gerbils and bottles of Anal Ease for everyone.
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:03 AM   #2
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Welcome back, fooh.
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:39 AM   #3
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That is really fucking sick.
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Old 02-04-2007, 08:29 AM   #4
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That is really fucking sick.
Psst. It's the Lurker's Lounge. I wouldn't get too wound up over what some random loser wants to spew.
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Psst. It's the Lurker's Lounge. I wouldn't get too wound up over what some random loser wants to spew.
Psst, I know where its at and im not all "wound up" over it. I just said its fucking sick, thats all.
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:20 PM   #6
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I don't think it's Fooh, the spelling and punctuation are too perfect. But I'm not in to gerbils, thanks anyway.

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Old 02-04-2007, 01:25 PM   #7
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But I'm not in to gerbils, thanks anyway.
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:10 PM   #8
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i'd say Darth or Overdog. It can't be me because my keyboard grammar is terrible.
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:13 PM   #9
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i'd say Darth or Overdog. It can't be me because my keyboard grammar is terrible.
LOL ... I was thinking Darth ... but I guess Overdog might ponder this activity, too.
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Old 02-05-2007, 07:37 AM   #10
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Does PETA know about this?? Have they approved Anal Ease for the use of sexual experimentation?
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