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Old 01-10-2007, 03:43 PM   #1
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Been lurking for a while, firgured it's time to come out.
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Old 01-10-2007, 03:54 PM   #2
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Maybe you should register? Or is this a different kind of coming out?
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Old 01-10-2007, 04:30 PM   #3
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Old 01-17-2007, 02:37 PM   #4
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I really am not here enough to register, so ill just SWING in and out from time to time.
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:34 PM   #5
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hell, registered people just swing in from time to time.

excedrin registered and then didn't post until about a year later
alisa rarely posts, but I think she comes in every day
Joe American (ok, not so much lately, he's been around), Woodhead, and a few others come here very rarely.

anyway. my point is, you should register. that way we will remember who you are when you do swing in.
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:35 PM   #6
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anyway. my point is, you should register. that way we will remember who you are when you do swing in.
Who's this "we" you speak of?
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:57 PM   #7
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Old 01-17-2007, 07:15 PM   #8
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What does it smell like?
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Old 01-17-2007, 07:16 PM   #9
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Old 01-17-2007, 07:28 PM   #10
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That's not my turd in her pocket.
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:03 PM   #11
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how do you know?
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:59 AM   #12
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Mike is probably never gonna swing by here again.
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:38 AM   #13
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No, i'm always around, i just have alot of WEIGHT issues below the surface.
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:52 AM   #14
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No, i'm always around, i just have alot of WEIGHT issues below the surface.
No problem. We'll just double up on the ropes for the swing.
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Old 01-18-2007, 07:21 PM   #15
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how do you know?
Because you wouldn't pay the $50 asking price.
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:31 PM   #16
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see. that's that thing. you asked. I said no. I didn't pay. I'm now walking around with a ReqTurd in my pocket. It's the latest thing, and ALL the cool girls have one.

that's what you get for asking, instead of demanding.
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Old 01-19-2007, 12:07 AM   #17
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see. that's that thing. you asked. I said no. I didn't pay. I'm now walking around with a ReqTurd in my pocket. It's the latest thing, and ALL the cool girls have one.
I thought I smelled roses.
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Old 01-19-2007, 09:04 AM   #18
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Anyone ever played Mad Gab? It's a board game.
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Old 01-19-2007, 09:12 AM   #19
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Old 01-19-2007, 05:48 PM   #20
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I don't like mad gab. Sorry
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:05 PM   #21
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see. that's that thing. you asked. I said no. I didn't pay. I'm now walking around with a ReqTurd in my pocket. It's the latest thing, and ALL the cool girls have one.

that's what you get for asking, instead of demanding.
I do not give turds away for free, you must have jacked it from someone.
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:46 PM   #22
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It was a door prize at the clique meeting
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Old 01-19-2007, 07:31 PM   #23
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It was a door prize at the clique meeting
You're in the clique!


I wanna be in the clique.
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Old 01-19-2007, 07:51 PM   #24
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Well you do have the legs for the cheerleader skirt...
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Old 01-19-2007, 08:42 PM   #25
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Well you do have the legs for the cheerleader skirt...
But I don't have the pompoms.
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