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Old 11-23-2006, 02:08 PM   #1
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YOU!

YES YOU!

You are killing my family members and eating them. You could have a cheeseburger or some pork, but NOOOOOOO, you choose to murder my family. Cutting off our heads, shoving stuffing up our butts, the baking us to eat for your slobbering families.

You turkey haters! You bigots! You are the KKK of the turkey world.

If you eat turkey today, I hope you burn in hell. At 375 degees.... for all eternity!
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Old 11-23-2006, 02:30 PM   #2
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I'm not so bad...I never shove stuffing up their butts. I make it on the side.
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Old 11-23-2006, 02:30 PM   #3
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So it is ok to murder Angus the cow and his family but not you? Hypocrite.
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Old 11-23-2006, 02:57 PM   #4
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Well, Turkey dude, you aint' messin' with my conscience any. Lily's the chick who, upon driving past a field of baby sheep, Thinks "mmmm...Gyros" rather than" aww... how cute!"
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Old 11-23-2006, 04:34 PM   #5
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YOU!

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Not me, mate. Wrong continent.

Just wait until Christmas.
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Old 11-23-2006, 08:47 PM   #6
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Not me, I'm vegetarian.
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Old 11-23-2006, 09:20 PM   #7
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Quack!
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Old 11-24-2006, 12:26 AM   #8
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mmmm....mmm...Butterball turkey! I injected our 22 lb. bird with Tony Chachere's Creole Butter Marinade! And, like DFly, we made the stuffing in another pan!

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Old 11-24-2006, 12:29 AM   #9
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mmmm....mmm...Butterball turkey! I injected our 22 lb. bird with Tony Chachere's Creole Butter Marinade! And, like DFly, the stuffing was made in another pan!
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Old 11-24-2006, 03:25 AM   #10
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Dfly was made in a pan?
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Old 11-24-2006, 04:52 AM   #11
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Mmmm, turkey! I had Thanksgiving dinner twice today. Thank goodness I didn't eat too much at the first meal. My friend Dawn brought me dinner at work tonight. Damn, can she cook! Her turkey and stuffing were soooooooo yummy!
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Old 11-24-2006, 07:56 AM   #12
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Well I felt soooooo bad....



I ate his cousin the chicken instead.
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Old 11-24-2006, 09:26 AM   #13
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Thanks, Mr. Turkey, for once again giving my family an AWESOME meal. A nice moist bird, perfect gravy, way too many side dishes, and so many goodies that I had a hard time standing up straight afterwards. Two thumbs up to you.

Your friend Mr. Honey Baked Ham kicked ass this year, as he does every year...I had seconds on him.
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Old 11-24-2006, 10:23 AM   #14
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When I see a turkey driving a bus or putting a filling in my teeth, only then will I consider them off my grocery list. Same goes for all you yummy animals
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Old 11-24-2006, 10:37 AM   #15
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Didn't you get your pardon from the President?? No? Well, it could be worse...he could have sent you to Iraq.

And it's always a better idea to make your stuffing on the side in a pan and not shoved in the turkey's carcass. Much better to shove a bag of herbs and stuff up there anyway
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Old 11-24-2006, 12:18 PM   #16
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Old 11-24-2006, 01:59 PM   #17
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I guess I am evil too, not only did I eat you but went back for seconds and thirds and a small fourth but stopped after that. I wanted room for dessert or just not to explode. I suppose I am doubly evil for the joy I take in shoving cans of beer up your cousin chicken's ass and then roasting him in an oven or BBQ standing up!
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Old 11-24-2006, 03:34 PM   #18
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I suppose I am doubly evil for the joy I take in shoving cans of beer up your cousin chicken's ass and then roasting him in an oven or BBQ standing up!
You know, I was thinking about doing a turkey like beer can chicken. With one of those big ol' Foster's cans.
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Old 11-24-2006, 06:48 PM   #19
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I want to taste a deep fried turkey. has anyone?
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:35 AM   #20
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And like, he's, like, stuffing too.
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:37 AM   #21
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I want to taste a deep fried turkey. has anyone?
Just wait a while, I'm sure sooner or later some turkey will make a really silly mistake. Not sure I'd want to taste, but then again there's no accounting for it.
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Old 05-04-2007, 03:04 PM   #22
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And like, he's, like, stuffing too.
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Old 11-22-2007, 11:55 AM   #23
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Mr. Butterball Turkey, I am a compasionate conservitive. I hear your call. I will not eat any turkey today.





Instead I will eat Dragonfly, if you all know what I mean. Oooooh yah!
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