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Old 03-22-2006, 11:46 AM   #1
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Hello,
I have been lurking here for about two months.

I am interested in joining the boards, but I want to make sure I would be welcome.

I am 39 years old, male, assistant manager at the local Osco, and I dream day and night about having sexual relations with Chuck E. Cheese.

Yes, I wish to have intercourse with Chuck E. Cheese. Ever since I was 14 when I went to a Chuck E. Cheese Pizza for my little brother's birthday. It was then that Chuck brushed up against me in the crowd. I turned and looked into his mousie eyes and I fell in love.

Since then, I have collected several inflatable Chuck E. Cheese toys. Some for decoration, some for other things. *giggles*

Are there any other people who have fetishes for fast food mascots or other mice? I don't want to be alone here.
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Old 03-22-2006, 11:48 AM   #2
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It depends....did you vote for Bush?
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Old 03-22-2006, 11:49 AM   #3
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I've always had a thing for the Grimace.
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Old 03-22-2006, 11:51 AM   #4
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Are there any other people who have fetishes for fast food mascots or other mice? I don't want to be alone here.
I think Darth does based on a recent post of his. The student exuse is just a cover up.
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Old 03-22-2006, 12:05 PM   #5
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Plushies!!!! We need some on our boards!!!!
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Old 03-22-2006, 12:09 PM   #6
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Welcome Mouseman - Kink is kink, regardless of flavour.
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Old 03-22-2006, 12:22 PM   #7
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He's a down ass mouse, we were kicking it just last week druing his lunch break.

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Old 03-22-2006, 03:33 PM   #8
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Plushies!!!! We need some on our boards!!!!
That's one of my favorite episodes of CSI
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Old 03-22-2006, 11:20 PM   #9
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Dude... Chuck E. Cheese is my cousin.
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Old 03-23-2006, 01:58 PM   #10
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This whole thing gives me bit of the heebie jeebies, but sure, you're welcome here.
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Old 03-23-2006, 02:52 PM   #11
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Do not be an infidel, one called mouseman. Join my cause and help me destroy Chuck E. Cheese! This mouse is an American devil who wants to lead the world to destruction and heart disease through his death cheese and death sauce on his death pizzas of infidelity!

Destroy Chuck E. Cheese for me, and when you get to heaven you will be given 100 virgin mice as your reward, Allah be praised!
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Old 03-23-2006, 03:25 PM   #12
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Do not be an infidel, one called mouseman. Join my cause and help me destroy Chuck E. Cheese! This mouse is an American devil who wants to lead the world to destruction and heart disease through his death cheese and death sauce on his death pizzas of infidelity!

Destroy Chuck E. Cheese for me, and when you get to heaven you will be given 100 virgin mice as your reward, Allah be praised!

Dude...just call pizza hut and chill.
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Old 03-23-2006, 06:49 PM   #13
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Your tounge burns hot with lies, American wench named Minnie! Just because you share a name of a mouse in the land called Disney does not mean that the mouseman will be loyal to you. He will see through your lies, infidel!
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Old 03-23-2006, 07:12 PM   #14
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Your tounge burns hot with lies, American wench named Minnie! Just because you share a name of a mouse in the land called Disney does not mean that the mouseman will be loyal to you. He will see through your lies, infidel!
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Old 03-23-2006, 07:54 PM   #15
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Osama spells like Darth.
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Old 03-23-2006, 08:47 PM   #16
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Did I mention that I also live in my parent's basement and I am a virgin? How many other people are on this board that are like me?

I just want to belong!
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Old 03-23-2006, 09:18 PM   #17
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I have a thing for the king. i think it was because it used to be darth's avatar, and since darth's posts turn me on, the king turns me on by proxy.
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Old 11-27-2006, 07:27 PM   #18
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You people are skeering me. I've been lurking with thoughts of registering, but I'm worried I'm not kinky enough for you. Do any guys get more turned on watching women walk away than towards them?
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Old 11-27-2006, 10:02 PM   #19
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Dunno ... let's ask Darth. If you register, you can pm him and ask him yourself.
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Old 11-28-2006, 09:18 AM   #20
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this thread is way screwed up!
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Old 11-28-2006, 11:10 AM   #21
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You secretly yearn for Barney don't you Ali?
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Old 11-28-2006, 03:14 PM   #22
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You secretly yearn for Barney don't you Ali?
oh damn she called me on it *sigh* now the whole words knows
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Old 11-28-2006, 04:36 PM   #23
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We write it on bathroom walls every chance we get!
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Old 11-28-2006, 06:50 PM   #24
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:10 AM   #25
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Hello,
I have been lurking here for about two months.

I am interested in joining the boards, but I want to make sure I would be welcome.
No.. It's been thwn WHOLE minutes and they haven't approved my application yet. Blah.

(j/k, I'm sure you're as welcome as anyone else, if anyone else is ever welcome. Then again, I've never heard of anyone called "anyone else" but you never know, there might just be one. Or not.)
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