I'm Pregnant

07-30-2010, 01:41 AM

Hi,
I stumbled into a bar where all the male members of the BS Brigade were having a party. I will skip the sultry details, but I was ridden like a pony several times.

But now I am pregnant. So who is the father? One of you didn't pull out like you promised. Which BS male member knocked me up? You know who you are.

Dion · 07-30-2010, 06:49 AM

I can guarantee which one it isn't.

Orb · 07-30-2010, 07:17 AM

Wasn't me.

**JoJoJoey** · 07-30-2010, 07:26 AM

You whore.

Minnie · 07-30-2010, 07:34 AM

I see an episode of "Maury" in your future!

CJSTora · 07-30-2010, 08:10 AM

We all know it was darth.

**Mel** · 07-30-2010, 10:04 AM

Any pics?

**DOPPLER** · 07-30-2010, 10:08 AM

Ok, it was me. I did it.

Sarahg · 07-30-2010, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DOPPLER

Ok, it was me. I did it.

Uh er. Nope. It was me man, for sure.

**DOPPLER** · 07-30-2010, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarahg

Uh er. Nope. It was me man, for sure.

No no. My boys can swim.

**mobilflirt** · 07-30-2010, 02:33 PM

*sneaks back out of thread*

Loki · 07-30-2010, 03:54 PM

So we can expect a BS bastard in the near future?

Oh wait...we have several of those already

Kiki · 07-30-2010, 05:27 PM

Better you than me!

**mobilflirt** · 07-31-2010, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiki

Better you than me!

That strictly depends on who the father is.

Sarahg · 08-02-2010, 01:10 AM

I already told you. I am the sperm donor!! But..

does that REALLY make the father??

Who knows?

07-30-2010, 01:41 AM	#1
Random Woman Lurker Posts: n/a	I'm Pregnant Hi, I stumbled into a bar where all the male members of the BS Brigade were having a party. I will skip the sultry details, but I was ridden like a pony several times. But now I am pregnant. So who is the father? One of you didn't pull out like you promised. Which BS male member knocked me up? You know who you are.

07-30-2010, 06:49 AM	#2
Dion Nowhere Man Join Date: 07-11-2001 Location: High River, Alberta, Canada Age: 58 Posts: 11,848	Re: I'm Pregnant I can guarantee which one it isn't. __________________ I like to take my time I like to linger as it flies A weekend on your lips A lifetime in your eyes Leonard Cohen

07-30-2010, 07:17 AM	#3
Orb Safe camp Join Date: 11-20-2001 Location: 151 feet above sea level Age: 60 Posts: 20,209	Re: I'm Pregnant Wasn't me. __________________ “Music is what life sounds like.” - Eric Olson “I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.” - Sheldon Cooper “Man is a dog's idea of what God should be” - Holbrook Jackson

07-30-2010, 07:26 AM	#4
JoJoJoey yada yada yada Join Date: 09-10-2004 Location: Boston Age: 45 Posts: 16,195	Re: I'm Pregnant You whore.

07-30-2010, 07:34 AM	#5
Minnie B.S. Veteran Join Date: 07-23-2000 Location: Ohio via Maryland Age: 56 Posts: 12,189	Re: I'm Pregnant I see an episode of "Maury" in your future! __________________ Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!!

07-30-2010, 08:10 AM	#6
CJSTora Assholicious Join Date: 07-24-2002 Location: Canadia, eh? Age: 49 Posts: 18,624	Re: I'm Pregnant We all know it was darth. __________________ ESCHEW OBFUSCATION If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it. - Albert Einstein I heart stem cell research

07-30-2010, 03:54 PM	#12
Loki Mischief Maker Join Date: 08-16-2002 Location: In my mind Age: 47 Posts: 20,008	Re: I'm Pregnant So we can expect a BS bastard in the near future? Oh wait...we have several of those already

07-30-2010, 05:27 PM	#13
Kiki B.S. Veteran Join Date: 10-10-2001 Location: Kansas Age: 52 Posts: 5,266	Re: I'm Pregnant Better you than me!

08-02-2010, 01:10 AM	#15
Sarahg IRL Join Date: 06-10-2001 Location: The city she ♥'s me Age: 44 Posts: 19,769	Re: I'm Pregnant I already told you. I am the sperm donor!! But.. does that REALLY make the father?? Who knows? __________________ What's your double dare, your go all in? The craziest thing you ever did? Plain as your name in this tattoo Look on my arm, mine would be you