![]() |
![]() |
#1 |
Lurker
Posts: n/a
|
![]()
Hi,
I stumbled into a bar where all the male members of the BS Brigade were having a party. I will skip the sultry details, but I was ridden like a pony several times. But now I am pregnant. So who is the father? One of you didn't pull out like you promised. Which BS male member knocked me up? You know who you are. |
![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Nowhere Man
Join Date: 07-11-2001
Location: High River, Alberta, Canada
Age: 60
Posts: 11,870
|
![]()
I can guarantee which one it isn't.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Safe camp
Join Date: 11-20-2001
Location: 151 feet above sea level
Age: 62
Posts: 20,211
|
![]()
Wasn't me.
__________________
“Music is what life sounds like.” - Eric Olson “I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.” - Sheldon Cooper “Man is a dog's idea of what God should be” - Holbrook Jackson |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
yada yada yada
Join Date: 09-10-2004
Location: Boston
Age: 46
Posts: 16,196
|
![]()
You whore.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
B.S. Veteran
Join Date: 07-23-2000
Location: Ohio via Maryland
Age: 58
Posts: 12,189
|
![]()
I see an episode of "Maury" in your future!
__________________
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!! |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
Assholicious
|
![]()
We all know it was darth.
__________________
ESCHEW OBFUSCATION If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it. - Albert Einstein I heart stem cell research |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
peace, love & soul
|
![]()
Any pics?
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
B.S. Veteran
|
![]()
Ok, it was me. I did it.
![]()
__________________
![]() I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight (Alright! Alright!) Put on your shades, 'cause I'll be dancing in the flames Tonight, yeah, baby! (Tonight, yeah, baby!) It isn't hell if everybody knows my name tonight |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
IRL
Join Date: 06-10-2001
Location: The city she ♥'s me
Age: 45
Posts: 19,769
|
![]()
__________________
What's your double dare, your go all in? The craziest thing you ever did? Plain as your name in this tattoo Look on my arm, mine would be you |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
B.S. Veteran
|
![]()
__________________
![]() I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight (Alright! Alright!) Put on your shades, 'cause I'll be dancing in the flames Tonight, yeah, baby! (Tonight, yeah, baby!) It isn't hell if everybody knows my name tonight |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
arrogant asshole
Join Date: 03-15-2003
Location: Walmart country and not too happy about it.
Age: 53
Posts: 5,010
|
![]()
*sneaks back out of thread*
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Mischief Maker
Join Date: 08-16-2002
Location: In my mind
Age: 49
Posts: 20,012
|
![]()
So we can expect a BS bastard in the near future?
Oh wait...we have several of those already ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
B.S. Veteran
Join Date: 10-10-2001
Location: Kansas
Age: 53
Posts: 5,273
|
![]()
Better you than me!
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
arrogant asshole
Join Date: 03-15-2003
Location: Walmart country and not too happy about it.
Age: 53
Posts: 5,010
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
IRL
Join Date: 06-10-2001
Location: The city she ♥'s me
Age: 45
Posts: 19,769
|
![]()
I already told you. I am the sperm donor!! But..
does that REALLY make the father?? Who knows?
__________________
What's your double dare, your go all in? The craziest thing you ever did? Plain as your name in this tattoo Look on my arm, mine would be you |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Thread Tools | |
|
|