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Old 10-07-2007, 12:32 PM   #1
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Hi

I just flew in from Idaho.


Where's the men's bathroom? I really need to... um... go. Yah, thats it. Go.

And please tell me that there is more than one stall. @giggles@
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Old 10-07-2007, 01:58 PM   #2
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The "secret republican dirty sex with young boys and prostitutes" meetings will be held at the country prison bathroom.
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Old 10-07-2007, 03:37 PM   #3
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You were supposed to use the code words!!
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Old 10-07-2007, 06:18 PM   #4
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You were supposed to use the code words!!
No, the hand signals, silly.
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Old 10-07-2007, 10:08 PM   #5
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No, the hand signals, silly.
Dragonfly, my sweet! I know how to use my fingers if you know what I mean.

And I know you are kinky. So if you like it the way my fellow Republican does, we can meet in the mens room of the Fresno airport. I will be in the men's room. Just tap your foot three times, baby. Then I will tap your sexy liberal arse.
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Old 10-07-2007, 10:09 PM   #6
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What about my arse?



Um... not that I am into that sort of thing.
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Old 10-08-2007, 12:15 AM   #7
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DARTH! You crack me up.

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Old 10-08-2007, 09:39 PM   #8
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Are you calling me Darth Donald? I could be your Dark Lord of looooove.
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