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Old 04-24-2007, 03:07 PM   #26
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Old 04-24-2007, 03:37 PM   #27
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Fraiser Krane was cool.
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Old 04-24-2007, 04:09 PM   #28
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I am not a girl either. I am a crane.

And I think the fact that someone would have a "fuck buddy" is a sad sign of the immorality you humans have come to accept as normal in today's society.

We cranes mate for life.

You people disgust me.

This crane seems to be for hire. I'm pretty sure that's a huge moral step below fuck buddies.

Also, fucking a crane is just wrong.
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:25 AM   #29
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Mmmmm.... crane booty........
Crane Booty FTW !
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Old 05-04-2007, 07:23 PM   #30
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Crane Booty FTW !
... you gotta understand, One, ... it's been a very l-o-n-g dry spell for darth!
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Old 05-05-2007, 07:01 AM   #31
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Also, fucking a crane is just wrong.

And painful, I'd imagine.
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Old 05-19-2007, 04:07 PM   #32
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So I guess I've been doing it a little TOO well, 'cause now my "buddy" is developing feelings of a more than casual nature.
Sheesh, why can't you girls keep a casual relationship casual??
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Old 05-19-2007, 04:37 PM   #33
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Finding a woman who truly understands and appreciates the 'fuck buddy' rules ROCKS!!!!!!!
I guess she doesn't truly understand and appreciate the fuck buddy rules after all. When are you gonna dump her?
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:20 PM   #34
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I'm at a point where I'm not inclined to dump her, I am instead ready to pursue a relationship.
An adult relationship.
A real relationship, with all that that implies.

Holy shit, am I growing up?

I'm scared, but I'm not gonna run away.
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:22 PM   #35
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I'm at a point where I'm not inclined to dump her, I am instead ready to pursue a relationship.
An adult relationship.
A real relationship, with all that that implies.

Holy shit, am I growing up?

I'm scared, but I'm not gonna run away.
I'm guessing this is why some girls fake at knowing the rules to being a fuck buddy. Sometimes they land an unsuspecting schmuck.

Good luck!
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Old 05-27-2007, 12:23 PM   #36
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RUN some guy, RUN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
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