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Old 03-11-2006, 08:06 PM   #1
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Single White Female seeking Single White Female for hot one-on-one lesbian action. I like long borning talks about things that don't matter, like the birthrate of puppies in Hong Kong and Philosophy. I prefer women who have no real chance at getting a job, so law school students and philosophy majors are encouraged to apply for some of my sweet lovin.

Big boobs or an afro would be a plus. Both together would be nice too, but a girl like me never gets that lucky..
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:23 PM   #2
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I was almost ready to apply but I don't know how to talk borning.
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:47 PM   #3
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Single White Female seeking Single White Female for hot one-on-one lesbian action. I like long borning talks about things that don't matter, like the birthrate of puppies in Hong Kong and Philosophy. I prefer women who have no real chance at getting a job, so law school students and philosophy majors are encouraged to apply for some of my sweet lovin.

Big boobs or an afro would be a plus. Both together would be nice too, but a girl like me never gets that lucky..
Darth, how many times I gotta tell you I don't want you?
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Old 03-12-2006, 01:40 AM   #4
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit dawg, whatever. You know that actually prefer women who I know are likely to actually be able to find a job other than at McDonalds.

And I don't like you pro-bush people either. Sorry to shoot you down.
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Old 03-12-2006, 01:52 AM   #5
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And I don't like you pro-bush people either.
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Old 03-12-2006, 06:13 PM   #6
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Reading the Kama Sutra?
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Old 03-12-2006, 06:14 PM   #7
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Since when could lawyers not find a job?
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:43 AM   #8
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Single White Female seeking Single White Female for hot one-on-one lesbian action. I like long borning talks about things that don't matter, like the birthrate of puppies in Hong Kong and Philosophy. I prefer women who have no real chance at getting a job, so law school students and philosophy majors are encouraged to apply for some of my sweet lovin.

Big boobs or an afro would be a plus. Both together would be nice too, but a girl like me never gets that lucky..
I don't even know where Philosophy IS. :P
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:07 AM   #9
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I thought Dopp was back...
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:15 AM   #10
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I thought Dopp was back...
No, actually he's front. _I'm_ back.
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:03 PM   #11
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:28 PM   #12
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_I'm_ back.
And digging up 14-month-old threads.
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:47 PM   #13
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And digging up 14-month-old threads.
that's the bad thing about the summertime....all the reruns.

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Old 05-04-2007, 03:47 PM   #14
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Isn't this like spam?
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:46 PM   #15
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Isn't this like spam?

Only if you fry it and spread some mayo on it.
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