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Old 12-19-2006, 09:19 PM   #1
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Default Sing with me, you sillies!

Now that I have a few weeks off from making my super home decorating show that I am sure you all watch on Discovery Home Channel, its time for my special super sparkle filled holiday carol! Lets all join hands, man to man and woman to woman and all sing together!


Deck the halls with balls of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Pretend I am a woman named Cheryl,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing Yule before me,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the orgy.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of anal treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the BS lads and their asses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


Celebrate from here to Dover,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Would all the men here please bend over,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:33 PM   #2
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this gave me a semi.
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:37 PM   #3
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Default Re: Sing with me, you sillies!

I think Chris Lowell has moles. or freckles. something. so put it away.
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:43 PM   #4
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this gave me a semi.
you crack me up! ...
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:33 AM   #5
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Hail the BS lads and their asses,
But I don't have an ass.. er I mean donkey :P
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