I need your help

04-08-2007, 11:49 AM

Howdy Ho, kiddos! This is your old pal the Easter Bunny. I spent all last night giving out Easter Baskets to good boys and girls. I sneak into homes and businesses at night delivering baskets with unknown contents.

How do I do this?

Some people say it is magic.

The Bush Administration says I am a terrorist.

I am number 3 on the FBI Terrorist Most Wanted List, behind Osama Bin Laden and some character named the Dragonfly. I don't know what magical things this Dragonfly does, but whomever they are they must sneak some serious stuff into houses or something!

I was lucky that the FBI didn't catch me at the mall. Mind if I hide out at one of your houses for awhile until the heat dies down?

**Dragonfly** · 04-08-2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Easter Bunny

I was lucky that the FBI didn't catch me at the mall. Mind if I hide out at one of your houses for awhile until the heat dies down?

The hotel is full, sorry. Now you know what the Dragonfly does.

Kel · 04-08-2007, 01:27 PM

Ever here of Hasenpfeffer?

rewboss · 04-08-2007, 04:09 PM

All I can suggest is that Santa might be in a better position to help.

**Dragonfly** · 04-08-2007, 11:04 PM

Ok, Osama and eight of his wives just left. I think I have room for you, but you better be packing a lot of chocolate.

Minnie · 04-09-2007, 08:31 AM

Easter Bunny run away!!!! Sure it's all "livin' it up" at the Hotel Tinyafornia...but although you can check out anytime you like- you can never leave!!!

That's why she is on the watch list!

**Dragonfly** · 04-09-2007, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Minnie

Easter Bunny run away!!!! Sure it's all "livin' it up" at the Hotel Tinyafornia...but although you can check out anytime you like- you can never leave!!!

That's why she is on the watch list!

You be quiet before they find your body in the sandbox.

Kel · 04-09-2007, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

You be quiet before they find your body in the sandbox.

If you put her body in the sandbox, where are you going to move the ones that are already there?

**Dragonfly** · 04-09-2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Towerkel

If you put her body in the sandbox, where are you going to move the ones that are already there?

Good question. Maybe the Easter Bunny wouldn't mind helping me move a few bodies while he's here.

**SilverXeno** · 04-09-2007, 12:03 PM

I saw what happened...No wonder you're having a hard time.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/amjam/11.jpg

Minnie · 04-09-2007, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

You be quiet before they find your body in the sandbox.

I'm not afraid of you. I haven't checked in...and you can't check out!!

See ya sucker!!!!!!!!!

**Dragonfly** · 04-09-2007, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Minnie

I'm not afraid of you. I haven't checked in...and you can't check out!!

See ya sucker!!!!!!!!!

Just let me know when you visit California. I'll make sure I have room for you.

Kel · 04-09-2007, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Just let me know when you visit California. I'll make sure I have room for you.

And a complimentary tinfoil hat on your pillow.

**Dragonfly** · 04-09-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Towerkel

And a complimentary tinfoil hat on your pillow.

She won't be needing that in the sandbox.

Kel · 04-09-2007, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

She won't be needing that in the sandbox.

shhh... Flies with honey, dearie. Flies with honey...

Minnie · 04-09-2007, 07:29 PM

Next she'll be promising me the blue crayon.

I may have been born at night...but it sure wasn't last night.

Just call me Stickin' to the East Coast Minnie.

**Dragonfly** · 04-09-2007, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Minnie

Next she'll be promising me the blue crayon.

I may have been born at night...but it sure wasn't last night.

Just call me Stickin' to the East Coast Minnie.

Awww. Don't you want to meet the Easter Bunny? And no, you are never, ever getting the blue crayon back.

Minnie · 04-10-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Awww. Don't you want to meet the Easter Bunny? And no, you are never, ever getting the blue crayon back.

The Easter Bunny visits me faithfully every year. And even if that weren't true, I would sure know better than to try and visit him in your sandbox. I bet the Bunny thinks it's a huge litterbox and is leaving his person 'jellybeans' in the box.

Maybe I'll just take a swing by and 'borrow' the crayon from you. What do you think of that?? :P

**Dragonfly** · 04-10-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Towerkel

shhh... Flies with honey, dearie. Flies with honey...

I don't need honey, I've got the blue crayon. She can't resist.

Minnie · 04-10-2007, 12:01 PM

Bahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!

**Dragonfly** · 04-10-2007, 12:07 PM

It would have been more convincing if you'd posted a picture of you holding the crayon...but of course you can't do that because I've got it.

Minnie · 04-10-2007, 01:13 PM

You suck.

04-08-2007, 11:49 AM	#1
Easter Bunny Lurker Posts: n/a	I need your help Howdy Ho, kiddos! This is your old pal the Easter Bunny. I spent all last night giving out Easter Baskets to good boys and girls. I sneak into homes and businesses at night delivering baskets with unknown contents. How do I do this? Some people say it is magic. The Bush Administration says I am a terrorist. I am number 3 on the FBI Terrorist Most Wanted List, behind Osama Bin Laden and some character named the Dragonfly. I don't know what magical things this Dragonfly does, but whomever they are they must sneak some serious stuff into houses or something! I was lucky that the FBI didn't catch me at the mall. Mind if I hide out at one of your houses for awhile until the heat dies down?

04-08-2007, 01:27 PM	#3
Kel Book Socialist Join Date: 02-03-2002 Location: To the Left of Insanity Age: 44 Posts: 11,343	Re: I need your help Ever here of Hasenpfeffer? __________________ I'm learning to walk again I believe I've waited long enough I'm learning to talk again Can't you see I've waited long enough

04-08-2007, 04:09 PM	#4
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04-08-2007, 11:04 PM	#5
Dragonfly Pulchritudinous Join Date: 06-20-2001 Location: California Posts: 27,273	Re: I need your help Ok, Osama and eight of his wives just left. I think I have room for you, but you better be packing a lot of chocolate.

04-09-2007, 08:31 AM	#6
Minnie B.S. Veteran Join Date: 07-23-2000 Location: Ohio via Maryland Age: 57 Posts: 12,189	Re: I need your help Easter Bunny run away!!!! Sure it's all "livin' it up" at the Hotel Tinyafornia...but although you can check out anytime you like- you can never leave!!! That's why she is on the watch list! __________________ Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!!

04-09-2007, 07:29 PM	#16
Minnie B.S. Veteran Join Date: 07-23-2000 Location: Ohio via Maryland Age: 57 Posts: 12,189	Re: I need your help Next she'll be promising me the blue crayon. I may have been born at night...but it sure wasn't last night. Just call me Stickin' to the East Coast Minnie. __________________ Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!!

04-10-2007, 12:07 PM	#21
Dragonfly Pulchritudinous Join Date: 06-20-2001 Location: California Posts: 27,273	Re: I need your help It would have been more convincing if you'd posted a picture of you holding the crayon...but of course you can't do that because I've got it.

04-10-2007, 01:13 PM	#22
Minnie B.S. Veteran Join Date: 07-23-2000 Location: Ohio via Maryland Age: 57 Posts: 12,189	Re: I need your help You suck. __________________ Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!!