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Howdy Ho, kiddos! This is your old pal the Easter Bunny. I spent all last night giving out Easter Baskets to good boys and girls. I sneak into homes and businesses at night delivering baskets with unknown contents.
How do I do this? Some people say it is magic. The Bush Administration says I am a terrorist. I am number 3 on the FBI Terrorist Most Wanted List, behind Osama Bin Laden and some character named the Dragonfly. I don't know what magical things this Dragonfly does, but whomever they are they must sneak some serious stuff into houses or something! I was lucky that the FBI didn't catch me at the mall. Mind if I hide out at one of your houses for awhile until the heat dies down? |
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Ever here of Hasenpfeffer?
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All I can suggest is that Santa might be in a better position to help.
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Ok, Osama and eight of his wives just left. I think I have room for you, but you better be packing a lot of chocolate.
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Easter Bunny run away!!!! Sure it's all "livin' it up" at the Hotel Tinyafornia...but although you can check out anytime you like- you can never leave!!!
That's why she is on the watch list!
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If you put her body in the sandbox, where are you going to move the ones that are already there?
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Klaatu barada nikto.
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I saw what happened...No wonder you're having a hard time.
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I'm not afraid of you. I haven't checked in...and you can't check out!!
See ya sucker!!!!!!!!! ![]()
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![]() shhh... Flies with honey, dearie. Flies with honey... ![]()
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Next she'll be promising me the blue crayon.
I may have been born at night...but it sure wasn't last night. Just call me Stickin' to the East Coast Minnie.
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Maybe I'll just take a swing by and 'borrow' the crayon from you. What do you think of that?? :P
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Bahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!
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It would have been more convincing if you'd posted a picture of you holding the crayon...but of course you can't do that because I've got it.
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You suck.
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