Its Spring Break

03-17-2007, 12:53 PM

Hi.

My name is Susan and I am a 21 year old college student and stuff. Its spring break for me, but I like don't have enough money to go anywhere. That like sucks and stuff. I so want to have a real spring break! I want to run around with a bunch of strangers, party, get wasted, compete in wet t-shirt contests and all that other good stuff.

So I was like wondering if I could hang out here, get drunk, and run around with my bikini top off? Would you guys mind?

Lily · 03-17-2007, 01:09 PM

just don't throw up on anyone's shoes, and if you do that prissy, annoying drunkgirl laugh, I will cut you.

other than that, have at it.

Kel · 03-17-2007, 01:09 PM

Yes, we would mind. Move on, Harlot.

rewboss · 03-17-2007, 01:10 PM

Well like you know and stuff. And like you know, I was like, duuuude and stuff, and like you know. So that like sucked you know, so like my spring broke and stuff and I was like OMG and then I was like WTF and stuff, you know?

Lily · 03-17-2007, 01:30 PM

totally!!!

Kel · 03-17-2007, 01:35 PM

as if.

Loki · 03-17-2007, 03:28 PM

lolz!!

rewboss · 03-17-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Loki

lolz!!

Oh. My. God. Like, gag me with a spoon. That's like soooo 2006. Totally gross.

Kel · 03-17-2007, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rewboss

Oh. My. God. Like, gag me with a spoon. That's like soooo 2006. Totally gross.

Fer sure, really.

RelocatedWitness · 03-18-2007, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rewboss

Well like you know and stuff. And like you know, I was like, duuuude and stuff, and like you know. So that like sucked you know, so like my spring broke and stuff and I was like OMG and then I was like WTF and stuff, you know?

This has got to be the first post by Rew that I actually understood.

rachem · 03-18-2007, 04:20 PM

one tequila
two tequila
three tequila
floor

03-18-2007, 07:12 PM

Lets git this party started

McNultysGirl · 03-18-2007, 07:28 PM

shit....has anyone seen my shirt??

Jack Daniel's · 03-18-2007, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mcnultysgirl

shit....has anyone seen my shirt??

I hope not.

rachem · 03-18-2007, 09:22 PM

Anyone want to place bets on who wrote this one?

03-19-2007, 11:04 AM

Sup Girl....WHATS UPPPP!!!!

Anyway i'd TOTALLY be down to party with you. I've been hitting the gym for weeks now so im fuckin' chizzled. Plus i know these chicks that work at the tanning salon so I got the hook up on free tanning too. You should see my tan, I'm like a bronze Statue of David, cut from a single piece os granite.

So if you wanna kick it, i'll be around. I'll be one of the guys in Abercrombie Hawaiian board shorts and a Pink Polo with the collar popped and my frat visor on. Me and my buddies have some Corona's and lots ot Tequila, were doing upsidedown shots and getting WASTED. Just follow the sound of MIMS "This is Why I'm Hot" and you CAN'T miss us.

but if you come bring some hoe's for my boys too. For Sho!

CJSTora · 03-19-2007, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rachem

Anyone want to place bets on who wrote this one?

....Van? Is that you?

Lily · 03-19-2007, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrunkFratGuy

a Pink Polo with the collar popped

this reminds me of a good friend's blog entry on myspace, around Halloween time. Something to the effect of: If you want to dress up like a douchebag for halloween, wear a pink polo shirt and pop the collar

03-19-2007, 10:18 PM

I have kegs.

Lots and lot of kegs.

03-19-2007, 11:00 PM

And I have and unlimited supply of condoms and lube! Who first?

03-17-2007, 12:53 PM	#1
youngcollegegirl Lurker Posts: n/a	Its Spring Break Hi. My name is Susan and I am a 21 year old college student and stuff. Its spring break for me, but I like don't have enough money to go anywhere. That like sucks and stuff. I so want to have a real spring break! I want to run around with a bunch of strangers, party, get wasted, compete in wet t-shirt contests and all that other good stuff. So I was like wondering if I could hang out here, get drunk, and run around with my bikini top off? Would you guys mind?

03-17-2007, 01:09 PM	#3
Kel Book Socialist Join Date: 02-03-2002 Location: To the Left of Insanity Age: 44 Posts: 11,343	Re: Its Spring Break Yes, we would mind. Move on, Harlot. __________________ I'm learning to walk again I believe I've waited long enough I'm learning to talk again Can't you see I've waited long enough

03-17-2007, 01:10 PM	#4
rewboss Elite Moderator Join Date: 07-17-2000 Location: Kleinkahl, Germany Age: 49 Posts: 24,561	Re: Its Spring Break Well like you know and stuff. And like you know, I was like, duuuude and stuff, and like you know. So that like sucked you know, so like my spring broke and stuff and I was like OMG and then I was like WTF and stuff, you know? __________________ Martin: Guys, there's a problem. Carolyn: Then solve it. Martin: I can't solve it. Carolyn: Have you tried to solve it? Martin: No. Carolyn: Then you don't know if you can solve it, do you? Martin: There's a civil war in Mali, so Timbuktu's closed to all air traffic. Carolyn: Right, so you can't solve it. Douglas, can you solve it? Cabin Pressure: Timbuktu Website \| Blog \| Twitter \| YouTube \| Google+

03-17-2007, 01:35 PM	#6
Kel Book Socialist Join Date: 02-03-2002 Location: To the Left of Insanity Age: 44 Posts: 11,343	Re: Its Spring Break as if. __________________ I'm learning to walk again I believe I've waited long enough I'm learning to talk again Can't you see I've waited long enough

03-17-2007, 03:28 PM	#7
Loki Mischief Maker Join Date: 08-16-2002 Location: In my mind Age: 48 Posts: 20,010	Re: Its Spring Break lolz!!

03-18-2007, 04:20 PM	#11
rachem twisttilsomethingbreaks Join Date: 11-09-2004 Location: Baltimore. Age: 37 Posts: 13,407	Re: Its Spring Break one tequila two tequila three tequila floor __________________ Then comes the day Staring at myself I turn to question me I wonder do I want the simple, simple life that I once lived in well Oh things were quiet then In a way they were the better days

03-18-2007, 07:12 PM	#12
Unregistered Lurker Posts: n/a	Re: Its Spring Break Lets git this party started

03-18-2007, 09:22 PM	#15
rachem twisttilsomethingbreaks Join Date: 11-09-2004 Location: Baltimore. Age: 37 Posts: 13,407	Re: Its Spring Break Anyone want to place bets on who wrote this one? __________________ Then comes the day Staring at myself I turn to question me I wonder do I want the simple, simple life that I once lived in well Oh things were quiet then In a way they were the better days

03-19-2007, 11:04 AM	#16
DrunkFratGuy Lurker Posts: n/a	Re: Its Spring Break Sup Girl....WHATS UPPPP!!!! Anyway i'd TOTALLY be down to party with you. I've been hitting the gym for weeks now so im fuckin' chizzled. Plus i know these chicks that work at the tanning salon so I got the hook up on free tanning too. You should see my tan, I'm like a bronze Statue of David, cut from a single piece os granite. So if you wanna kick it, i'll be around. I'll be one of the guys in Abercrombie Hawaiian board shorts and a Pink Polo with the collar popped and my frat visor on. Me and my buddies have some Corona's and lots ot Tequila, were doing upsidedown shots and getting WASTED. Just follow the sound of MIMS "This is Why I'm Hot" and you CAN'T miss us. but if you come bring some hoe's for my boys too. For Sho!

03-19-2007, 10:18 PM	#19
beerman Lurker Posts: n/a	Re: Its Spring Break I have kegs. Lots and lot of kegs.

03-19-2007, 11:00 PM	#20
SexibleSara Lurker Posts: n/a	Re: Its Spring Break And I have and unlimited supply of condoms and lube! Who first?