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Old 02-19-2007, 03:00 PM   #1
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It is Presidents Day today. A day when the country takes a moment to celebrate my glory. Not only am I the greatest president this country has ever seen, I am also a uniter, a decider, and a man that knows that humans and fish can coexist peacefully.

I have decided to spend some time with my fellow Americans and our neighbors to the north up in Canada on this fine message board today. Feel free to talk about all the reasons you like me. And I know you all have several.

Also, if there are any women who wish to have my baby, please make your intentions clear in this thread so I can have the Secret Service contact you for an 'exectutive meeting' between you and I in Air Force One.

You may start praising me now.

Thank you, and God Bless America. And whatever god you Canadians believe in, may Allah or Budda or whatever you people worship up north bless you as well.
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:02 PM   #2
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:05 PM   #3
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Actually, according to your records that I obtained from the FBI, you are the one who 'sucks', Ms. Cream. In fact, you like to suck, if you get my meaning.

However, you don't do your American duty and swallow often enough to be considered a true patriot.

Thank you, and God Bless America
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:07 PM   #4
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Dick Cheney called...he wants to take you hunting with him.
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:08 PM   #5
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:17 PM   #6
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I have to take a break from this to get back to planning my invasion of Iran. However, I did see someone mention this great country of ours. I think its time that we take this great country a giant step forward.

Yes, I can plan to land a man on Mars. But that is not good enough. What we need to do as a nation is to rename this nation. America is nice, but nobody remembers who that America guy was.

Thus, in the near future I will submit legislation to Congress to rename the United States of America to a more meaningful name: Bushtopia.

Not only does the name Bushtopia sound wonderful, the name change is a way to keep us safe from the terrorists.

Think about it: The terrorists are always looking to attack the USA. They want to destroy the AMERICAN way of life. When they get off the plane in a major city in the great nation of Bushtopia, they will become confused. "Where is America?" they will ask. "These fine people are Bushtopians! We came to kill Americans, not Bushtopians."

Or maybe Bushites. I haven't decide what you will call yourselves once the name change happens. No matter. They will realize that they are not in America and they will leave.

I am doing my best to keep you safe.

Thank you, and God Bless Bushtopia.
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:30 PM   #7
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I'm definately moving to Canada. Dion, where's my plane ticket?
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:56 PM   #8
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Good Afternoon,

Please dismiss any statements made by the screen name George W Bush.
Falsifing the President of the United States of America is a crime and is currently under investigation.

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Old 02-19-2007, 04:00 PM   #9
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Hey Tony, check the guy that lives in a van by the river...or in a dumpster behind Taco Bell. I'm not quite sure where Darth is living these days.
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:37 PM   #10
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Of course its a fake, Dubya already has an account here!
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:40 PM   #11
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Hey!!! Who the fuck are you?!!!!

This guy is a Weirdo for Mass Deception. I say we bomb his house!
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:42 PM   #12
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/\ see!?!
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Old 02-20-2007, 01:50 AM   #13
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" Lurkers Lounge " Should have known. Even the pres. deserves a day.
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:53 PM   #14
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Please ignore any statements by anyone claiming to be Tony Snow. Acting like a snowman or having snow as a last name without paying royalties to the Frosty Corp. results in serious civil liabilities.

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Old 02-20-2007, 09:18 PM   #15
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*places an old silk hat she found on frosty's head and waits*

let's see if this one's a fake, too.
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:10 AM   #16
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Darth/George W. Bush/Tony Snow/Frosty D Snowman makes this forum fun.
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