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Old 10-15-2008, 10:05 PM   #1
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I heard my name being called. Can I help you?
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Old 10-15-2008, 11:32 PM   #2
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If I hear your name again? Grrrrrrrrrr.
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Old 10-16-2008, 06:14 AM   #3
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Hey! Hi there Joe Butt-Crack
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Old 10-16-2008, 08:04 AM   #4
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it's only about 3% Joe, have faith in yourself, if we make over $250 G's, there's enough to share a bit more. Remember, there's always Tammy the Tax Lady, Andy the Accountant and that other guy we swear we have never seen before
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Old 10-16-2008, 08:17 AM   #5
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Joe...go suck on a pipe.
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Old 10-16-2008, 04:52 PM   #6
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Turns out his name is actually Sam or something like that. Guess McCain couldn't remember that.
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:48 AM   #7
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Turns out he's called Joe Wurzelbacher, and he's from Ohio.

(I didn't make that up.)
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:38 PM   #8
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And he is a plumber without a plumbers license.
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Old 10-18-2008, 02:53 PM   #9
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Who owes back taxes.
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Old 10-19-2008, 11:45 AM   #10
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Who has systematically removed all the hair from his haid.
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Old 10-20-2008, 08:32 AM   #11
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Who also basically (and correctly) said, he sure didn't ask for nor wanted all this attention for asking a question at a rally and would everyone please leave him alone.
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