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Old 02-28-2008, 02:16 PM   #1
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Old 02-28-2008, 02:17 PM   #2
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Ya, well you are not so great yourself. Poop.
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Old 02-28-2008, 02:51 PM   #3
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Old 02-28-2008, 02:54 PM   #4
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Tell us something we don't know. Like the label says, I'm Assholicious, baby.
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Old 02-28-2008, 03:43 PM   #5
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Takes one to know one.
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:02 PM   #6
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I've been called worse....probably today.
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:15 PM   #7
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If I were a douchebag, I'd see more pussy than I actually do now!!!
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:17 PM   #8
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Oh, wait..... best comeback ever......

Says you!!!!

eh? eh? eh?
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:50 PM   #9
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:55 PM   #10
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Old 02-29-2008, 02:09 AM   #11
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Oh yeah? Well you're a...


um....


err...


You're an...hey! "You're an" sounds like "Urine"...

Urine Asshat!

Urine Asshat? How befitting!!







ok. so it was corny. i'm tired. and ill. excuses, excuses...
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Old 02-29-2008, 02:20 AM   #12
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*raises hand*
I should have known. You and Van are so much alike sometimes i can not tell the difference.
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:51 AM   #13
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Old 02-29-2008, 09:24 AM   #14
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I thought the correct term was "douche bottle"?
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Old 02-29-2008, 03:15 PM   #15
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Old 02-29-2008, 10:40 PM   #16
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I could use some douche. I so totally have that not so fresh feeling, and stuff.
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Old 02-29-2008, 10:44 PM   #17
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Personally, I don't like it when women douche. When I see a skanky vagina, I see an adventure. It is like going into the jungle, only I don't have to leave Canada to do it.
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Old 02-29-2008, 10:46 PM   #18
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Of?
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:48 PM   #19
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I thought the correct term was "douche bottle"?
That was my argument last time we had this discussion
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:55 AM   #20
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I remember.
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:19 PM   #21
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You have that not so fresh feeling? Then try me! Vinegar and Water baby, yah!
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Old 03-05-2008, 10:36 PM   #22
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Old 06-30-2010, 12:02 AM   #23
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Old 06-30-2010, 02:52 AM   #24
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Hey, Hey , listen here....and listen good...................................................................................................................................................




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Old 06-30-2010, 12:02 PM   #25
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I'd rather be a douchebag than an enema bottle.
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