Star in my next movie

07-30-2007, 02:42 AM

Hi, I am Ron Jeremy. I am the star of such adult movies as 'Anal Alabama' and 'Mount Me, Mountie!' I am looking for some fresh new talent and ideas for my next adult feature film. Are there any people on this website who would like to start in one of my works?

Also, if you have a good title for the porn I will be directing, post 'em.

07-30-2007, 02:46 AM

How about "Donald does Dragonfly." An epic tale of how my cuddle bear Dragonfly tries to silence my support for the Bush Administration and the war in Iraq over and over again... by sitting on my face.

My little liberal sugar doodle would love to ride my noodle. I think it would be a best selling adult feature film. I know Fox News would help advertise it.

Minnie · 07-30-2007, 07:12 AM

Vixens, Virgins and Van

**Dragonfly** · 07-31-2007, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donald Rumsfeld

How about "Donald does Dragonfly." An epic tale of how my cuddle bear Dragonfly tries to silence my support for the Bush Administration and the war in Iraq over and over again... by sitting on my face.

My little liberal sugar doodle would love to ride my noodle. I think it would be a best selling adult feature film. I know Fox News would help advertise it.

OMG! I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard at this.

But I'm sorry to burst your bubble, Rummy. No one's going to pay to see your wrinkly microscopic noodle, the film would be a flop. And if I could bring myself to put my country first I'd be sitting on your face with a cyanide laced...um, you know.

Kel · 07-31-2007, 07:53 AM

The Hedgehog Files.

fahfooh · 08-10-2007, 08:51 PM

Anal Warts and You (the unrated version)

08-12-2007, 03:59 PM

Kentucky Fruit F**kers!

George Bush for President! Give him a 3rd term!

07-30-2007, 02:42 AM	#1
Ron Jeremy Lurker Posts: n/a	Star in my next movie Hi, I am Ron Jeremy. I am the star of such adult movies as 'Anal Alabama' and 'Mount Me, Mountie!' I am looking for some fresh new talent and ideas for my next adult feature film. Are there any people on this website who would like to start in one of my works? Also, if you have a good title for the porn I will be directing, post 'em.

07-30-2007, 02:46 AM	#2
Donald Rumsfeld Lurker Posts: n/a	Re: Star in my next movie How about "Donald does Dragonfly." An epic tale of how my cuddle bear Dragonfly tries to silence my support for the Bush Administration and the war in Iraq over and over again... by sitting on my face. My little liberal sugar doodle would love to ride my noodle. I think it would be a best selling adult feature film. I know Fox News would help advertise it.

07-30-2007, 07:12 AM	#3
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07-31-2007, 07:53 AM	#5
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08-10-2007, 08:51 PM	#6
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08-12-2007, 03:59 PM	#7
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