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Old 09-09-2007, 04:18 PM   #1
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Hello, I am an endangered Northern Spotted Owl. As I was flying around the Internet, I discovered a growth of old wood forest in this very forum. I have decided to make this my home.

You may all enjoy my soothing and haunting calls and you may stroke my feathers. However, you may not do any logging or thread trimming on this board, as it will endanger my well being and have the feds, as the kids like to say, all up in your grill.

h00t h00t!
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Old 09-09-2007, 04:23 PM   #2
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I may stroke your ... what, what?
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:33 PM   #3
lacks attention span....
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"Tell me, do these appropriately hide my thunder?"-Tobias, Arrested Development
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:07 PM   #4
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Why did I just Google "Owl Sex"?
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
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