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Old 12-19-2006, 01:55 AM   #1
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Who wants to play some 'reindeer games' with me? I have a whip, a ball gag, four sets of handcuffs, tight leather pants, and a doubled headed strap-on that looks like Saint Nick.

Lets get it on! I will drive your sleigh tonight, bitches. Oh yah!
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:00 AM   #2
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Oh Darth! You're so damn hot with antlers....
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:00 AM   #3
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Nice intro. LOL.

edited to say: SHIT! You got me, Darth. Damn you. I didn't even notice this was the Lurkers Lounge.
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:41 AM   #4
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Hot damn! That made my night, thanks!
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Old 12-19-2006, 08:25 AM   #5
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Who wants to play some 'reindeer games' with me? I have a whip, a ball gag, four sets of handcuffs, tight leather pants, and a doubled headed strap-on that looks like Saint Nick.

Is it ethical for a reindeer to wear leather pants?
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Old 12-19-2006, 10:15 AM   #6
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Darth, you really need to get laid.
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Old 12-19-2006, 10:19 AM   #7
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Is it ethical for a reindeer to wear leather pants?
PETA wouldn't say so!
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:06 PM   #8
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Don't you all know?? You never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games! He is one twisted mofo!
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Old 12-19-2006, 08:16 PM   #9
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Rudy, Rudy, Rudy ::shakes head::

You really miss having the big old fat guy behind ya...don'tcha?
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Old 12-19-2006, 08:18 PM   #10
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you'll go down in his story

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Old 12-19-2006, 10:05 PM   #11
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Stay away from my ass, you sick four legged fuck!





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