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Old 04-18-2006, 02:53 PM   #1
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Soon I will once again become the official state fish in Hawaii! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, BITCHES!
I AM YOUR GOD! TODAY HAWAII, TOMORROW THE WORLD!
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Old 04-18-2006, 03:17 PM   #2
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Couldn't fit the whole thing in there... next time, just call yourself Triggerfish. So much simpler.

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Old 04-18-2006, 03:31 PM   #3
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Do not listen to the infidel named Loki! You are a noble fish with your long name given to you by Allah! Join me in my jihad against Americans and their evil short named fish, such as the devil tuna and the satanic salmon!
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Old 04-18-2006, 03:34 PM   #4
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Darth is back.
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Old 04-18-2006, 03:39 PM   #5
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If Allah wanted him to have such a long name, don't you think he would have had it display in full?

As for the devil tuna... if you add just the right ingredients, it's delicious! Lightly seared and served with raspberry wasabi sauce is great too. You should try it sometime Osama, it might open you up to a whole new world.

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Old 04-18-2006, 03:44 PM   #6
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Citizen Loki: IF that is your real name:

That fish is our first and best line of defense against terrorism in Hawaii. When you attack it, you attack everything that this nation stands for.

Consider yourself to be on the 'list', terrorist!
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Old 04-18-2006, 04:00 PM   #7
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i am allergic to seafood
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Old 04-18-2006, 04:01 PM   #8
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Consider yourself to be on the 'list', terrorist!
Welcome to Don's fantasy terrorist list...you have tons of company. It includes everyone who's ever sad a bad word against Don and his friends. Including those six generals....
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Old 04-18-2006, 04:15 PM   #9
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Welcome to Don's fantasy terrorist list...you have tons of company. It includes everyone who's ever sad a bad word against Don and his friends. Including those six generals....
According to Pres. Bush, he "the decider" so shouldn't he put people on the list?
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Old 04-18-2006, 04:52 PM   #10
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According to Pres. Bush, he "the decider" so shouldn't he put people on the list?
Yeah, that's right. Stupid Donnie.
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Old 04-18-2006, 05:20 PM   #11
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Citizen Loki: IF that is your real name:

That fish is our first and best line of defense against terrorism in Hawaii. When you attack it, you attack everything that this nation stands for.

Consider yourself to be on the 'list', terrorist!
Of course Loki is my real name. Sheesh... when they listed you as part of the Asses of Evil, they really hit the nail on the head. Considering that your colleagues think you're incompetent, your words mean nothing.

Now...begone! Before someone drops a house on you.
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Old 04-18-2006, 06:06 PM   #12
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Soon I will once again become the official state fish in Hawaii! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, BITCHES!
I AM YOUR GOD! TODAY HAWAII, TOMORROW THE WORLD!

Any bowing I do will be to scoop your fish ass up and grill you on my George Foreman,
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Old 04-18-2006, 06:35 PM   #13
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......and grill you on my George Foreman,
Why not just use a grooved frying pan?
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Old 04-18-2006, 06:53 PM   #14
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Are these really net people that come post in this place or are they just some of the whacky BSers that have some free time?
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:03 PM   #15
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Why not just use a grooved frying pan?

Because it isn't the same thing at all.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:12 PM   #16
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Because it isn't the same thing at all.
Oh please, it's a two sided hot plate.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:20 PM   #17
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Are these really net people that come post in this place or are they just some of the whacky BSers that have some free time?
Most of us have our money on Darth as the culprit for pretty much all of these 'lurkers' who post.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:33 PM   #18
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Oh please, it's a two sided hot plate.
Not at all.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:39 PM   #19
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I love the Foreman grill...especially now that they're made with plates that come off for cleaning.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:40 PM   #20
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Grills use real fire and smoke. This thing is a frying pan.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:55 PM   #21
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Grills use real fire and smoke. This thing is a frying pan.
It's not a grill. That's why we don't refer to it as a grill. It is a Foreman.


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Old 04-18-2006, 08:29 PM   #22
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I love the Foreman grill...especially now that they're made with plates that come off for cleaning.
Got one of those for Christmas. I love George!
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Old 04-19-2006, 12:29 AM   #23
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Infiel Dragonfly, I am offended that you deny my love. If I had not chosen you to bear my many children and water my camels as my wife, I would fly an airplane into your house myself, Allah be praised!


Here I am, posing all sexy for you, Dragonfly my infidel American slut of love! Behind me is a picture of my tattoo, which is placed upon my firm Arabic buttocks which I know you will love to massage. In Arabic my tattoo means "I love Dragonfly and down with America!"

I love you always, infidel Dragonfly! Or, as an infidel American might call you, 'snookums.'

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Old 04-19-2006, 12:53 AM   #24
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wow D-fly...here take the blue crayon...the sandbox is all yours...clearly you deserve it and need it waaaaaay more than I.
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Old 04-19-2006, 03:16 AM   #25
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I love you always, infidel Dragonfly! Or, as an infidel American might call you, 'snookums.'



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