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Old 03-21-2006, 11:09 AM   #26
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INFIDELS! You mock me, and you will suffer for that!

I am only down with the one you call Dragonfly because we went to several parties together back in the 60's and she knows how to hit the hooka.

But I have grown past that, Allah be praised. Whereas she lives in California, the land of illegal drugs and Billy Baldwin.

After I strike down the one called Racenut, I shall move on and smite the one called Radon. Then I shall strike down the one called Requiem.

Although Allah tells me that they are the same person. Or at least they are lovers so I shall kill two infidel birds with one stone, praise be to Allah!
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:11 AM   #27
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I am only down with the one you call Dragonfly because we went to several parties together back in the 60's and she knows how to hit the hooka.

But I have grown past that, Allah be praised. Whereas she lives in California, the land of illegal drugs and Billy Baldwin.
Thank you for the information on the location of the one called Dragonfly.

And thank you for helping Bush keep his job in 2004.
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:12 AM   #28
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Me thinks Osama is Darth.
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:36 AM   #29
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You know, I have been accused of a lot of things in my life. And on this board. I have been accused of helping to steal the school's mascot this year. Not a joke, either. Someone stole the mascot and made a video tape of it and stuck it in the principal's office. They speculated I was involved because only certain personalities would do such a thing and video tape it.

Now someone is accusing me of being the mastermind of 9/11.

Helllllooooooo, first year teacher here. I am not going to do shit that will risk me not getting hired next year. That includes stealing school property or flying planes into buildings.

I am not stupid. I wont do that kind of shit until i am tenured, at least.
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:37 AM   #30
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I am only down with the one you call Dragonfly because we went to several parties together back in the 60's and she knows how to hit the hooka.
Since I wasn't even born till the end of '67 we didn't have much time to party in the sixties. It's no wonder I can't remember what with being a baby and all the hooka. But I'll take your word for it because I'm gullible like that.
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:39 AM   #31
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They speculated I was involved because only certain personalities would do such a thing and video tape it.
Was it a sex tape? What kind of livestock is your mascot?
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Old 03-21-2006, 04:37 PM   #32
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INFIDELS!

After I strike down the one called Racenut, I shall move on and smite the one called Radon. Then I shall strike down the one called Requiem.

Although Allah tells me that they are the same person. Or at least they are lovers so I shall kill two infidel birds with one stone, praise be to Allah!
Talk talk talk...generally a guy will spend alot of time talking when he doesn't have the equipment to back it up. Whip it out or go home!
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Old 03-26-2006, 01:11 PM   #33
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A little tip on the golf balls...

I watched that 'Dirtiest Jobs' show one day, and they showed two guys in Florida who own a recycled golf ball warehouse. Every day they go to golf courses, and go into the water to fish out 'lost' golf balls. They even swim with the gators!

So, if you're looking for a good deal on golf balls, you should check them out. They sell online.
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:55 PM   #34
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I will start my liberation of America from the infidels by capturing the infidel called Racenut. From what I understand, he drives fast and has a George W Bush sticker on the back of his Subaru, the Official Car of the Infidels! He shall be punished, Allah be praised, for his evil!

The one named Dragonfly shall be spared if she will let me crash at her place.
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Say it isn't so about the sticker, Shayne!!
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Old 03-27-2006, 02:00 PM   #35
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A little tip on the golf balls...

I watched that 'Dirtiest Jobs' show one day, and they showed two guys in Florida who own a recycled golf ball warehouse. Every day they go to golf courses, and go into the water to fish out 'lost' golf balls. They even swim with the gators!

My brother and I used to do that when we were kids.. sans gators... We could pull a few hundred golf balls out of a pond in an afternoon. Guess we should have stuck with it.
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