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Old 03-19-2006, 02:40 PM   #1
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Hello Infidels! Allah be praised, your President is a moron and has not found me. I have plenty of time to surf the Internet and buy golf balls on E-bay as I hide from your pitiful attempts to track me down in my cave in Afganistan.

While this place is top crackers, as you infidels like to say, when I strike again the BS Board will not be spared.
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:46 PM   #2
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Why is it that when he speaks all I hear is a high pitched "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee" sound?
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:47 PM   #3
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Hmmm.. might just sell a job lot of golf balls on ebay just to see what the shipping address comes back as.
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Old 03-19-2006, 03:48 PM   #4
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Osama, if you would just find even 10% of those virgins you are always promising others, you wouldn't be such an angry man.

Instead of playing with golf balls, you may wanna try playing with your own.
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Old 03-19-2006, 04:11 PM   #5
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Osama, if you would just find even 10% of those virgins you are always promising others, you wouldn't be such an angry man.

Instead of playing with golf balls, you may wanna try playing with your own.
INFIDEL! I know that you are a whorish American capitalist pig woman, and I bet you are not a pure virgin woman like the fine women of Afganistan.

You call me the terrorist. I say that all of YOU are the terrorists!
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Old 03-19-2006, 04:14 PM   #6
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Old 03-19-2006, 04:15 PM   #7
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INFIDEL! I know that you are a whorish American capitalist pig woman, and I bet you are not a pure virgin woman like the fine women of Afganistan.

You call me the terrorist. I say that all of YOU are the terrorists!

I never claimed to be a virgin, or called you a terrorist. Try listening instead of shouting old man/

What I said was go get one or ten of those fine Afghani women and get laid!! Get bombed the fashioned way! Drink til you drop!

And while I have your attention, a shave wouldn't hurt your chances with the ladies either.
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Old 03-19-2006, 04:17 PM   #8
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Loki, you are an infidel as well. I know that have posted your bare boosom on the Internet, leading many of the men on this and other message boards toward the flaming fires of what you Americans call Hell or New Jersey.

You will not be spared either!!!
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Old 03-19-2006, 04:24 PM   #9
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Blah blah blah blah blah blah!
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Old 03-19-2006, 04:28 PM   #10
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Loki, you are an infidel as well. I know that have posted your bare boosom on the Internet, leading many of the men on this and other message boards toward the flaming fires of what you Americans call Hell or New Jersey.

You will not be spared either!!!
Infidel, Shminfidel!

And for your clarification, no one ever said that Jersey was hell...I believe the correct term is "armpit". Your ignorance is noted.

*tosses pigs*

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Old 03-19-2006, 04:52 PM   #11
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ha ... well I hope all you east coast BSers keep osama pissed ... maybe he'll leave SoCal alone!

(note that I'm fully clothed and you see NOTHING)
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Old 03-19-2006, 06:46 PM   #12
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And while I have your attention, a shave wouldn't hurt your chances with the ladies either.
Or at least a shower...I swear I can smell you through the television. Ick.
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Old 03-19-2006, 08:09 PM   #13
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...I believe the correct term is "armpit".

I work there, shithole is a better description.
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:38 PM   #14
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I will start my liberation of America from the infidels by capturing the infidel called Racenut. From what I understand, he drives fast and has a George W Bush sticker on the back of his Subaru, the Official Car of the Infidels! He shall be punished, Allah be praised, for his evil!

The one named Dragonfly shall be spared if she will let me crash at her place.
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Old 03-20-2006, 12:58 AM   #15
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From what I understand, he drives fast and has a George W Bush sticker on the back of his Subaru,
Say it isn't so about the sticker, Shayne!!
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Oh, I get it. Crash...as in with airplanes. Very funny. Bahaha and all that.
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Old 03-20-2006, 08:55 AM   #16
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dragonfly and osama are friends. quick, alert the FBI and get out a copy of the patriot act!
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Old 03-20-2006, 10:17 AM   #17
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We thought the foil was to repel signals and now we have to believe it was to strengthen the signal for Osama. For shame D-fly!!

Osama, leave Racenut alone. If you went after all the speeders in the US, you'd have no time to move from cave to cave. If you want to do the US a favor, go after the slow people driving in the fast lane. It's easier target for you to get too!
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Old 03-20-2006, 10:23 AM   #18
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I'm not friends with that stinky-assed terrorist.
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Old 03-20-2006, 03:37 PM   #19
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...Is it just me, or did Osama spell Afghanistan wrong?
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Old 03-20-2006, 03:42 PM   #20
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...Is it just me, or did Osama spell Afghanistan wrong?
Who has time to worry about spelling when you have to find new caves to hide in?
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Old 03-20-2006, 03:57 PM   #21
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Who has time to worry about spelling when you have to find new caves to hide in?
Or buying golf balls on ebay?
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Old 03-20-2006, 05:58 PM   #22
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See it isn't just finding any cave- it's finding a cave with wireless internet so he can hook to ebay and infidel porn.
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Old 03-20-2006, 08:53 PM   #23
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...like couples seducing teens?
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Old 03-21-2006, 07:10 AM   #24
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You’d better watch your ass man. We’re going to find you even if we have to invade every Muslim country in the world to do it.
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:08 AM   #25
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You’d better watch your ass man. We’re going to find you even if we have to invade every Muslim country in the world to do it.
Hint: We'll invade Pakistan last since that's the most likely place you are. We know you and Bush need each other so don't worry too much...you're safe till he's out of office at least.
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