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Old 03-13-2006, 05:42 PM   #1
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When the squirrel calls, make sure to remind him. Ok?
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Old 03-13-2006, 05:44 PM   #2
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After reading about bird flu, what idiot would leave bird feeders out- that's like inviting disaster!

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Old 03-13-2006, 05:45 PM   #3
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That's what I was thinking
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Old 03-13-2006, 05:59 PM   #4
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Squirrels are just rats with big fluffy tails.
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And birds are just bats without the rabies.
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Old 03-13-2006, 06:02 PM   #6
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And birds are just bats without the rabies.
Birds aren't mammals and all bats don't have rabies.
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Yeah-huh, Req.
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Old 03-13-2006, 06:05 PM   #8
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Old 03-13-2006, 06:15 PM   #9
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Bats are cute. There was one trapped in our hourse, once, that the cat found. We trapped it uner a pot and took it out to release it in a park. Bats, much like squirrels, are cute and nice and sweet.
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Bats are cute. There was one trapped in our hourse, once, that the cat found. We trapped it uner a pot and took it out to release it in a park. Bats, much like squirrels, are cute and nice and sweet.
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rodents. ugh.
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That was years ago, sugar.
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How can you love roaches and hate rodents?
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I'm wondering if we'll ever know when a real lurker posts. This lurkers lounge just seems..odd..to me.

Oh, and to stay on topic, I went into the loft of my barn when i was a kid, and screamed while my brother tried to shoot a bat with a bebe gun. The bat flew out the loft door, never to be seen again. (or not by me anyway). I was happy that my brother was a poor shot though.
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I have a feeling all of the threads in the lurker's lounge were started by regular BS'ers.
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Old 03-14-2006, 12:08 AM   #16
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I like squirrels. I feed them, so they make a bigger splat when they get run'ed over. Damn things do have a death wish. I like bats. I have put up some bat boxes near the lake cabin, they eat mosquitos! If I see a roach, it better be upside down!
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I have a feeling all of the threads in the lurker's lounge were started by regular BS'ers.
I have that same feeling.
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I have this feeling as well. Hopefully non-BSers will use this too.
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How can you love roaches and hate rodents?
I don't love all roaches. I think mine are cool, though. they have live babies, instead of laying eggs and infesting my kitchen. they do not try get out of their tank and run around. they don't stink, unless I'm lazy and neglect to clean the food bowl. They just lumber around with their big fat selves and chill.

And they make a really cool popping sound when I feed them to my lizards.

I'm beginning to like squirrels ok. I have a big fat one that comes up to my window and begs me for food.

mice just creep me out for some reason. probably because they like to eat through cereal boxes and shit in my kitchen cabinets when I'm not looking.

Nothing says 'creepy, sneaky little bastard' like eating your food, making a mess, and then taking a shit in the leftovers.
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Nothing says 'creepy, sneaky little bastard' like eating your food, making a mess, and then taking a shit in the leftovers.
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