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I just wanted to come on and give any posters from Washington, Louisiana, and Nebraska a big Oprah Hug for voting for MY MAN, Obama!
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Who cares about Fresno? Cuttin, is that what you Black people do when you be upset?
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Have you noticed that he lifts his quotes from others? I have.
Do you want a plagiaristic Black male to represent you? Think about it. No experience, and he copies others. |
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WTF does his race have to do with anything. He actually lifted one quote in one speech from his best friend, who shares a campaign speech writer with him. In the past he said "to quote my friend..." before quoting him, but this time he didn't. He apologized later. He had permission to use the quote as well, in fact Patrick approached him about it. It was no big deal. They all have speech writers, and most of the words that sound similar are generic stuff. Hillary lifted a direct line from Edwards though. The "if we can track who has overdue movies at blockbuster we can track illegal immigrants" line - directly from Edwards. And "Fired up and Ready to Go!" from Obama (McCain also picked this up) And a few others. Not a big deal. The blockbuster line was a bit specific and I think it's a pretty bad repetition, but it's not a huge deal. The other stuff is so fucking generic it's not plagiarism it's just generic shit. She did a "yes we will" instead of "yes we can" like Obama (it didn't take off) "We can disagree without being disagreeable" about 15 million people must have said that in the past - including my high school theology teacher, and this book http://www.amazon.com/How-Disagree-W.../dp/0471157058 and apparently Obama plagiarized every single one of them when he said that line. At least according to the McCain campaign. Give me a break.
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Um, you do understand what is actually being satirized here, don't you?
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You mean that the person pretending to be Hillary? I missed the last post by HC so I didn't make the connection right away.
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I see you've gone lower-case, hc. Feeling inferior, are we?
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Now you're anonymous.
Keep going, you'll end up as a jellyfish.
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I've just been busy. It's not easy being a woman competing against a 'cult' following for Obama. Plus, Bill does have his needs, afterall.
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Hey, Hillary. Tell us again about the crucial role you played in the Northern Ireland peace process. Only, the reaction from everyone else involved was: "Oh, Hillary? Yeah, she was there, I remember that. If you see her, can you ask her what happened to the teapot?"
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Martin: Guys, there's a problem. Carolyn: Then solve it. Martin: I can't solve it. Carolyn: Have you tried to solve it? Martin: No. Carolyn: Then you don't know if you can solve it, do you? Martin: There's a civil war in Mali, so Timbuktu's closed to all air traffic. Carolyn: Right, so you can't solve it. Douglas, can you solve it? Cabin Pressure: Timbuktu Website | Blog | Twitter | YouTube | Google+ Last edited by rewboss; 03-12-2008 at 04:58 PM. |
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hillary clinton is pimping for mccain now.
it's getting really sad.
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Well, he inspired the Blackeyed Peas to record another song. That's a start, isn't it? And he even made Bob the Builder sound cool.
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I think hc used to be darth but is now someone else.
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He co sponsored the Obama-Lugar act, and for that act to be successful he had to meet with tons of foriegn leaders and convince them to entrust AMERICA to safely dispose of all their expired WMDs. I mean that's fairly impressive.
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And here I was thinking that I was the undisputed master at making light-hearted threads turn serious.
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