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Old 08-26-2012, 06:14 AM   #1
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I was trawling the Internet looking for a new forum to join, and after lots of searching I stumble across you lot. I've not had a huge dig around the site, I'm more of a join and jump right in kind of gal, rather than a read for years before joining, but I like what I've seen so far.

So.. What do you say, will you take one more?
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Old 08-26-2012, 06:58 AM   #2
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We'll take as many as we can get.

Unless you're a bot. Or a spammer. Or have no sense of humour. Or just want to convert us to some sort of weird religious sect. Or pretend to be a supermodel with a bit-part in a Harry Potter movie. Or have connections to the Illuminati. Or think everyone else is connected with the Illuminati.

Apart from that... welcome!
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Old 08-26-2012, 11:38 AM   #3
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Which one of us had a bit part in Harry Potter?
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Old 08-26-2012, 08:20 PM   #4
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No Harry potter walk in parts, I just couldn't get the right wrist action while handling the wand.

As for the rest of the criteria, let me see....
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Hmm think that covers it then



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Old 08-26-2012, 08:53 PM   #5
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let me guess...from Ireland? maybe UK? in any case, sure, join us
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Old 08-26-2012, 09:18 PM   #6
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No, a lot further south from there, but I did live in the UK for a few years
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:49 AM   #7
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Gibraltar? South Africa? Australia? New Zealand? The Falklands?
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:57 AM   #8
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Wait... I'm a mod, I have privileges...

::click click click::

Ah! You've registered as HalfAngel. And according to your profile, you're in New Zealand. I think that makes you our first official Kiwi.
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Old 08-27-2012, 01:38 AM   #9
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Well done, yes way south as in NZ, or Aoteroa as it is also known here. I like to be ground breaking, so being the first kiwi here suits me just fine.

I'm picking up a lot of USA accents here. Is this where the board is "based"?
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Old 08-27-2012, 02:23 AM   #10
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Most people here are from the US, and Canadians make up most of the rest.
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Old 08-27-2012, 10:01 AM   #11
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YEAH!!! a Kiwi. I love it!
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:27 PM   #12
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Welcome!

You may also be the first, or atleast one of a very few, new members to post your intro in the Lurker's Lounge
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:50 PM   #13
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bango did the same.

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Old 08-27-2012, 03:50 PM   #14
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Welcome, HalfAngel. So what is the other half? And should we be worried?
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Old 08-27-2012, 09:08 PM   #15
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Welcome to the BS, glad to see there's still someone brave enough to dive into a pool with water that hasn't been changed in over 10 years. Especially since there are several people known to pee in it.


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I'm picking up a lot of USA accents here. Is this where the board is "based"?
I pay the bills from California, but we're scattered pretty well all over the US and from one side of Canada to the other. And now two noon Germans living in Germany. (oddballs)
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Old 08-27-2012, 09:37 PM   #16
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Old 08-28-2012, 05:37 AM   #17
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Ah well us Kiwi's do things different, almost upside down like at times. You'll have to excuse my accent, i'll try and talk slowly.

As for pee'ing in the pool, yay, i won't be the first.


HalfAngel, Half is nice as pie, the other Half, well, we'll just have to see if she comes out to play.
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Hey do you know Phil Keoghan?

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Old 08-28-2012, 10:11 PM   #21
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Who me?? Can't say I do. But one story I've read on here I'm sure I've heard before, but not sure enough to start whistling its a small world...
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Old 08-29-2012, 02:19 PM   #22
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Why are the new chicks always half way round the world???

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Welcome!! We always like fresh meat!!
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Old 08-30-2012, 02:57 PM   #24
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HalfAngel, Half is nice as pie, the other Half, well, we'll just have to see if she comes out to play.
Kind of like my sister Tiger Slut..who is due for a visit soon I think
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Old 08-31-2012, 06:51 AM   #25
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Kind of like my sister Tiger Slut..who is due for a visit soon I think
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