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Old 03-07-2012, 05:52 PM   #1
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From what I understand, this board is full of Mitt-maniacs! And with all you Ohio people on here, I want to make this website my Ohio home.

Special shout out to my fellow conservatives DOPPLER and Dragonfly.

Multiple wives for every man! No abortions! Vote Mitt!
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Old 03-07-2012, 07:19 PM   #2
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I prefer this mitt:

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Old 03-07-2012, 07:49 PM   #3
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Old 03-07-2012, 09:48 PM   #4
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It is ironic that you women choose oven mitts. As a man, my morals should dictate what you can do with your 'ovens', your wombs. VOTE ROMENY
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Old 03-07-2012, 09:59 PM   #5
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VOTE ROMENY

I just realized that you just don't know how to spell your own name! That must come from all that inbreeding, huh?
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:03 PM   #6
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I just realized that you just don't know how to spell your own name! That must come from all that inbreeding, huh?
I did the California spelling for you liberals. I have to simplify it for you liberals. All the liberal air out there makes you guys not spell good.

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Old 03-08-2012, 07:20 AM   #7
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I did the California spelling for you liberals. I have to simplify it for you liberals. All the liberal air out there makes you guys not spell good.

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Old 03-08-2012, 07:31 AM   #8
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Sorry, I prefer Ron Paul. He is the only candidate that gives a shit about the military and their families. He probably won't beat Mitt Romney and I'm pretty disappointed about that.
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Old 03-08-2012, 08:08 AM   #9
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ron paul doesn't stand a chance...

of course, I don't think any of them stand a chance against obama. but that may just be the optimist in me talking.
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Old 03-08-2012, 09:49 AM   #10
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Welcome to the board, Mittens!
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Old 03-08-2012, 10:05 AM   #11
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I have a question for Mitt.

Mitt, your father-in-law is Welsh. How does this inform your policies towards "yr hen wlad fy nhadau"?

::sits back and awaits Palinesque response::
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Old 03-09-2012, 01:38 AM   #12
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I have a question for Mitt.

Mitt, your father-in-law is Welsh. How does this inform your policies towards "yr hen wlad fy nhadau"?

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You are one of them thar Eur-oh-pee-ans. We don't need your socialist/commie attitude ruining America.

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Old 03-09-2012, 02:21 AM   #13
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Ah. You'd better get a divorce, then.

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Old 03-11-2012, 12:09 AM   #14
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Sorry, I prefer Ron Paul. He is the only candidate that gives a shit about the military and their families. He probably won't beat Mitt Romney and I'm pretty disappointed about that.
I care about the military so much I will continue unsustainable socialist polities that favor people in the military , like the GI BILL, the VA, and the obscene amount military people are payed.

I support the military. Vote Me!
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Old 03-11-2012, 11:20 AM   #15
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Are we going to get a Rick/Mitt debate on the boards?
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Old 08-31-2012, 10:13 PM   #16
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Wow.

Mitt Romney is totally insane.

Let's all just get ready to run for cover if, and when America gives him the keys.


Highly volatile world + someone without a single clue in his entire being because it's how he believes = A bad drunk, and no one to give him a ride home.
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:18 AM   #17
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This Ohioan supports a woman's right to choose.

And I choose NOT to vote for Mitt! It would be a mitt-take!
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:57 AM   #18
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He is o-mitt-ed from my ballot, that's for sure!
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Old 09-24-2012, 10:00 AM   #19
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MINNIE!!!!!!!!!

where the hell have you been?!
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Old 09-25-2012, 02:22 AM   #20
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And I choose NOT to vote for Mitt! It would be a mitt-take!
As a lover of puns I MUST say....that was terribly lame.

And Minnie!! Wow. We've missed you.

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Old 09-26-2012, 06:55 PM   #21
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MINNIE!!!!!!!!!

where the hell have you been?!
Hiding from Mitt!
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Old 09-26-2012, 06:56 PM   #22
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As a lover of puns I MUST say....that was terribly lame.

And Minnie!! Wow. We've missed you.
Awwwwwww...
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Old 10-01-2012, 05:08 PM   #23
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:33 PM   #24
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That's what I figured.

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