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Old 07-30-2010, 01:41 AM   #1
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Hi,
I stumbled into a bar where all the male members of the BS Brigade were having a party. I will skip the sultry details, but I was ridden like a pony several times.

But now I am pregnant. So who is the father? One of you didn't pull out like you promised. Which BS male member knocked me up? You know who you are.
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Old 07-30-2010, 06:49 AM   #2
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I can guarantee which one it isn't.
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:17 AM   #3
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Wasn't me.
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:26 AM   #4
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You whore.
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:34 AM   #5
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I see an episode of "Maury" in your future!
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Old 07-30-2010, 08:10 AM   #6
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We all know it was darth.
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Old 07-30-2010, 10:04 AM   #7
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Any pics?
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Old 07-30-2010, 10:08 AM   #8
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Ok, it was me. I did it.

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Old 07-30-2010, 11:16 AM   #9
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Uh er. Nope. It was me man, for sure.
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Old 07-30-2010, 12:10 PM   #10
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Uh er. Nope. It was me man, for sure.
No no. My boys can swim.
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Old 07-30-2010, 02:33 PM   #11
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*sneaks back out of thread*
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Old 07-30-2010, 03:54 PM   #12
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So we can expect a BS bastard in the near future?

Oh wait...we have several of those already
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:27 PM   #13
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Better you than me!
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Old 07-31-2010, 12:04 PM   #14
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That strictly depends on who the father is.
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Old 08-02-2010, 01:10 AM   #15
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I already told you. I am the sperm donor!! But..

does that REALLY make the father??

Who knows?
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