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View Poll Results: Should Men Be Allowed Multiple Wives?
Yes 3 37.50%
HELL YES! 1 12.50%
As an insecure and/or religious woman, I say no. 0 0%
As a pussy-whipped bitch of a man, I say no 0 0%
Marriage is stupid. Bring on the mistresses! 4 50.00%
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Old 12-23-2011, 12:43 PM   #1
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Should men be allowed legally to have multiple wives?

I like the idea. Look at the benefits beyond the ones in the article:

* If one woman is being a bitch, or won't fuck on the rag, he gets to go fuck the other one.
* If the women need excitement, they can fuck each other.
* If the man needs excitement, the women can fuck each other and he can watch. Or join in. Everyone wins.
* The wives would have someone to go to bullshit chick flicks or book clubs with. They can go with each other.
* Two women can share the best ways to make sammiches for their man.
* Many women cannot sexually satisfy a man alone. Teamwork helps in this situation.
* Two women mopping the floors = extra clean floors.
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Old 12-23-2011, 01:11 PM   #2
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...So...in order to reduce that 2-3% of children born to people committing infidelity...We should have plural marriages??
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Old 12-23-2011, 01:13 PM   #3
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i love that show "sisterwives"! that shit cracks me up, and the guy is such a duchebag! i'm surprised that he even got one wife, let alone 4.

but no, my husband can't have more than one wife, sorry
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Old 12-23-2011, 01:14 PM   #4
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the guy is such a duchebag! i'm surprised that he even got one wife, let alone 4.
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Old 12-23-2011, 01:26 PM   #5
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If someone wants two or three or four times the misery, I don't think the government should tell them no.

The only thing government should do about it is figure out how to write tax code to deal with it. And I'd support establishing a reasonable limit to the number of dependents you can claim as a result.
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Old 12-23-2011, 01:28 PM   #6
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If someone wants two or three or four times the misery, I don't think the government should tell them no.

The only thing government should do about it is figure out how to write tax code to deal with it. And I'd support establishing a reasonable limit to the number of dependents you can claim as a result.
What about benefits? Should a corporation have to support 5 different spouses & all their children w/ the medical benefits package?
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What about benefits? Should a corporation have to support 5 different spouses & all their children w/ the medical benefits package?
No, most corps already have limits on how many kids they will cover on their dime. Essentially limiting the number of "dependents". I would say that perhaps if they will cover a wife and two kids, they are covering 3 dependents. 1 wife 2 kids, 2 wives 1 kid, 3 wives, OK. But more kids or more wives and that's your problem.
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To each his own with the number of spouses and kids. I do agree with a cap on benefits and tax write offs.
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How would a man feel if women had more than one spouse? Tit for Tat is my thought!
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How would a man feel if women had more than one spouse? Tit for Tat is my thought!

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Old 12-23-2011, 03:44 PM   #11
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Old 12-23-2011, 04:58 PM   #12
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To each their own is what I say of course and I love Sister Wives and do not think anything bad of Kody. He is so mellow. I am not sure how he stays so sane honestly.
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God one woman can make me stessed and drive me nuts. I can not for the life of me imagine trying to live with more than one.
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i don't have a problem with plural marriage to speak, shared kids make custody complicated and the whole thing is a logistical nightmare in terms of taxes and whatnot. but plural marriage in its own, i don't see why i should tell 3+ consenting adults that they can't do it.
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Men should have as many women as possible....so that all the WOMEN can make him as MISERABLE as possible!!!! Be very careful what you ask for!
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