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umm....i have to do enough work on the one i have now 0 0%
HELL YEA! let them all watch sports together so i don't have to 2 33.33%
two men+one mop= nothing gets done 0 0%
why have any husbands? 4 66.67%
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Old 12-23-2011, 01:16 PM   #1
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Default Multiple Spouses Part 2

should a lady be allowed to have multiple husbands?
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Old 12-23-2011, 01:39 PM   #2
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should a lady be allowed to have multiple husbands?
You're going to have a tough time finding guys that will share and not kill each other.
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Old 12-23-2011, 08:03 PM   #3
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Think of men and women like a lockset. Men are the keys, women are the locks. If a key opens many locks, it is a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys... well then it is a shitty lock.
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Old 12-23-2011, 08:18 PM   #4
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Think of men and women like a lockset. Men are the keys, women are the locks. If a key opens many locks, it is a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys... well then it is a shitty lock.
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Think of women as the fruit of all labor. If a man labors enough, he will be blessed with the fruit deserving of his effort. If he is a lazy man, he gets no fruit.

Fuck that shit about locks and keys. Women own both.

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Old 12-23-2011, 08:30 PM   #5
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Think of women like throw rugs. Yes, they are pretty and occasionally useful. Yes, they are great to wipe your feet on. But sometimes you have to take them outside and beat them in order to keep them clean.
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Think of men as you would think of a tool. Grease them down when needed; rub them down when you want; and then put them away with all the other utensils, until needed once more.
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:40 AM   #7
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so what, 3 guys sharing one chick. the chick could stay at home and pop out the babies while the 3 incomes support the whole family. So finally we could have a stay at home mom with enough incomes to not resort to tax payers money. she'd need to have 4 babies just to break even in terms of populating the human race, so this would probably be an over-population saver.

have we introduced this idea to ultra conservatives yet?
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