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Old 03-17-2007, 11:53 AM   #1
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Hi.

My name is Susan and I am a 21 year old college student and stuff. Its spring break for me, but I like don't have enough money to go anywhere. That like sucks and stuff. I so want to have a real spring break! I want to run around with a bunch of strangers, party, get wasted, compete in wet t-shirt contests and all that other good stuff.

So I was like wondering if I could hang out here, get drunk, and run around with my bikini top off? Would you guys mind?
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Old 03-17-2007, 12:09 PM   #2
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just don't throw up on anyone's shoes, and if you do that prissy, annoying drunkgirl laugh, I will cut you.

other than that, have at it.
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Old 03-17-2007, 12:09 PM   #3
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Yes, we would mind. Move on, Harlot.
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Old 03-17-2007, 12:10 PM   #4
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Well like you know and stuff. And like you know, I was like, duuuude and stuff, and like you know. So that like sucked you know, so like my spring broke and stuff and I was like OMG and then I was like WTF and stuff, you know?
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totally!!!
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Old 03-17-2007, 12:35 PM   #6
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Old 03-17-2007, 02:28 PM   #7
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Old 03-17-2007, 03:35 PM   #8
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Oh. My. God. Like, gag me with a spoon. That's like soooo 2006. Totally gross.
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Oh. My. God. Like, gag me with a spoon. That's like soooo 2006. Totally gross.
Fer sure, really.
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:52 PM   #10
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Well like you know and stuff. And like you know, I was like, duuuude and stuff, and like you know. So that like sucked you know, so like my spring broke and stuff and I was like OMG and then I was like WTF and stuff, you know?
This has got to be the first post by Rew that I actually understood.
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Old 03-18-2007, 03:20 PM   #11
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one tequila
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Old 03-18-2007, 06:12 PM   #12
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Lets git this party started
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Old 03-18-2007, 06:28 PM   #13
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shit....has anyone seen my shirt??
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Old 03-18-2007, 07:06 PM   #14
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shit....has anyone seen my shirt??
I hope not.
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Old 03-18-2007, 08:22 PM   #15
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Old 03-19-2007, 10:04 AM   #16
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Sup Girl....WHATS UPPPP!!!!

Anyway i'd TOTALLY be down to party with you. I've been hitting the gym for weeks now so im fuckin' chizzled. Plus i know these chicks that work at the tanning salon so I got the hook up on free tanning too. You should see my tan, I'm like a bronze Statue of David, cut from a single piece os granite.

So if you wanna kick it, i'll be around. I'll be one of the guys in Abercrombie Hawaiian board shorts and a Pink Polo with the collar popped and my frat visor on. Me and my buddies have some Corona's and lots ot Tequila, were doing upsidedown shots and getting WASTED. Just follow the sound of MIMS "This is Why I'm Hot" and you CAN'T miss us.

but if you come bring some hoe's for my boys too. For Sho!
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Old 03-19-2007, 11:47 AM   #17
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Old 03-19-2007, 12:13 PM   #18
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a Pink Polo with the collar popped
this reminds me of a good friend's blog entry on myspace, around Halloween time. Something to the effect of: If you want to dress up like a douchebag for halloween, wear a pink polo shirt and pop the collar
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Old 03-19-2007, 09:18 PM   #19
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Old 03-19-2007, 10:00 PM   #20
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And I have and unlimited supply of condoms and lube! Who first?
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