Legit rape

10-08-2012, 12:51 AM

We all know women never get preagnant against their will. Not that their will means anything to THE LORD out GOD and Jesus. But their bodies can shut down. They have little microscopic gnomes in their Fallopian tubes that can fight off invasive sperm. Ban abortion. Vote for me I knows women biology. Republicans care about women. And Muslims. And slaves. We never say anything dumb. Nope. Legit rape pregnancy never happens.

Minnie · 10-08-2012, 10:38 PM

Trust me when I tell you that any sane woman's body will always be shut down to you. And shut off. So shut up. Please.

rewboss · 10-09-2012, 02:59 AM

I'm a bit confused by some of the things I've been hearing about America recently. Let me get this straight: 47% of people watch Sesame Street which is responsible for unwanted pregnancies... something like that, right?

CJSTora · 10-09-2012, 07:28 AM

Let me help with the confusion...

Quote:

"You find that along with the culture of death go all kinds of other law-breaking: Not following good sanitary procedure, giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant, cheating on taxes, all these kinds of things."

-Todd Akin, 2008, on the House floor.

Does that help? They obviously want to clear up all those abortions of non-pregnant women.

rewboss · 10-09-2012, 08:39 AM

Oh... so, 47% of people watch Sesame Street which is giving rise to non-pregnant women failing to floss adequately and then getting abortions.

Well, that makes sense.

Kel · 10-09-2012, 06:32 PM

It's only legit rape if you're watching sesame street, 47% of americans know that.

rewboss · 10-10-2012, 03:49 AM

Ah, I see: Romney is worried about Big Bird's massive pecker.

rachem · 10-10-2012, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rewboss

I'm a bit confused by some of the things I've been hearing about America recently. Let me get this straight: 47% of people watch Sesame Street which is responsible for unwanted pregnancies... something like that, right?

47% of america treat governmetn like its personal piggy bank, force the government to pay for liberal elitist sesame street, and have juices that flow and allow conception - in direct contradiction to the body's protective biological procedure undermining their cries of rape.

Minnie · 10-10-2012, 04:53 PM

They don't call him "Big" Bird for nothing!

Kel · 10-11-2012, 12:34 AM

actually snuffleupagus is the one to watch out for...

Dion · 10-11-2012, 01:35 AM

I'm thinking that the cookie monster is the biggest threat ,,,,,

**Dragonfly** · 10-11-2012, 01:42 AM

On the bright side...no more Elmo!

10-08-2012, 12:51 AM	#1
Todd Akin Lurker Posts: n/a	Legit rape We all know women never get preagnant against their will. Not that their will means anything to THE LORD out GOD and Jesus. But their bodies can shut down. They have little microscopic gnomes in their Fallopian tubes that can fight off invasive sperm. Ban abortion. Vote for me I knows women biology. Republicans care about women. And Muslims. And slaves. We never say anything dumb. Nope. Legit rape pregnancy never happens.

10-08-2012, 10:38 PM	#2
Minnie B.S. Veteran Join Date: 07-23-2000 Location: Ohio via Maryland Age: 58 Posts: 12,189	Re: Legit rape Trust me when I tell you that any sane woman's body will always be shut down to you. And shut off. So shut up. Please. __________________ Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!!

10-09-2012, 02:59 AM	#3
rewboss Elite Moderator Join Date: 07-17-2000 Location: Kleinkahl, Germany Age: 51 Posts: 24,561	Re: Legit rape I'm a bit confused by some of the things I've been hearing about America recently. Let me get this straight: 47% of people watch Sesame Street which is responsible for unwanted pregnancies... something like that, right? __________________ Martin: Guys, there's a problem. Carolyn: Then solve it. Martin: I can't solve it. Carolyn: Have you tried to solve it? Martin: No. Carolyn: Then you don't know if you can solve it, do you? Martin: There's a civil war in Mali, so Timbuktu's closed to all air traffic. Carolyn: Right, so you can't solve it. Douglas, can you solve it? Cabin Pressure: Timbuktu Website \| Blog \| Twitter \| YouTube \| Google+

10-09-2012, 08:39 AM	#5
rewboss Elite Moderator Join Date: 07-17-2000 Location: Kleinkahl, Germany Age: 51 Posts: 24,561	Re: Legit rape Oh... so, 47% of people watch Sesame Street which is giving rise to non-pregnant women failing to floss adequately and then getting abortions. Well, that makes sense. __________________ Martin: Guys, there's a problem. Carolyn: Then solve it. Martin: I can't solve it. Carolyn: Have you tried to solve it? Martin: No. Carolyn: Then you don't know if you can solve it, do you? Martin: There's a civil war in Mali, so Timbuktu's closed to all air traffic. Carolyn: Right, so you can't solve it. Douglas, can you solve it? Cabin Pressure: Timbuktu Website \| Blog \| Twitter \| YouTube \| Google+

10-09-2012, 06:32 PM	#6
Kel Book Socialist Join Date: 02-03-2002 Location: To the Left of Insanity Age: 45 Posts: 11,343	Re: Legit rape It's only legit rape if you're watching sesame street, 47% of americans know that. __________________ I'm learning to walk again I believe I've waited long enough I'm learning to talk again Can't you see I've waited long enough

10-10-2012, 03:49 AM	#7
rewboss Elite Moderator Join Date: 07-17-2000 Location: Kleinkahl, Germany Age: 51 Posts: 24,561	Re: Legit rape Ah, I see: Romney is worried about Big Bird's massive pecker. __________________ Martin: Guys, there's a problem. Carolyn: Then solve it. Martin: I can't solve it. Carolyn: Have you tried to solve it? Martin: No. Carolyn: Then you don't know if you can solve it, do you? Martin: There's a civil war in Mali, so Timbuktu's closed to all air traffic. Carolyn: Right, so you can't solve it. Douglas, can you solve it? Cabin Pressure: Timbuktu Website \| Blog \| Twitter \| YouTube \| Google+

10-10-2012, 04:53 PM	#9
Minnie B.S. Veteran Join Date: 07-23-2000 Location: Ohio via Maryland Age: 58 Posts: 12,189	Re: Legit rape They don't call him "Big" Bird for nothing! __________________ Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!!

10-11-2012, 12:34 AM	#10
Kel Book Socialist Join Date: 02-03-2002 Location: To the Left of Insanity Age: 45 Posts: 11,343	Re: Legit rape actually snuffleupagus is the one to watch out for... __________________ I'm learning to walk again I believe I've waited long enough I'm learning to talk again Can't you see I've waited long enough

10-11-2012, 01:35 AM	#11
Dion Nowhere Man Join Date: 07-11-2001 Location: High River, Alberta, Canada Age: 60 Posts: 11,870	Re: Legit rape I'm thinking that the cookie monster is the biggest threat ,,,,,

10-11-2012, 01:42 AM	#12
Dragonfly Pulchritudinous Join Date: 06-20-2001 Location: California Posts: 27,273	Re: Legit rape On the bright side...no more Elmo!