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We all know women never get preagnant against their will. Not that their will means anything to THE LORD out GOD and Jesus. But their bodies can shut down. They have little microscopic gnomes in their Fallopian tubes that can fight off invasive sperm. Ban abortion. Vote for me I knows women biology. Republicans care about women. And Muslims. And slaves. We never say anything dumb. Nope. Legit rape pregnancy never happens.
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Trust me when I tell you that any sane woman's body will always be shut down to you. And shut off. So shut up. Please.
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I'm a bit confused by some of the things I've been hearing about America recently. Let me get this straight: 47% of people watch Sesame Street which is responsible for unwanted pregnancies... something like that, right?
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Let me help with the confusion...
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Oh... so, 47% of people watch Sesame Street which is giving rise to non-pregnant women failing to floss adequately and then getting abortions.
Well, that makes sense.
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Martin: Guys, there's a problem. Carolyn: Then solve it. Martin: I can't solve it. Carolyn: Have you tried to solve it? Martin: No. Carolyn: Then you don't know if you can solve it, do you? Martin: There's a civil war in Mali, so Timbuktu's closed to all air traffic. Carolyn: Right, so you can't solve it. Douglas, can you solve it? Cabin Pressure: Timbuktu Website | Blog | Twitter | YouTube | Google+ |
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It's only legit rape if you're watching sesame street, 47% of americans know that.
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Ah, I see: Romney is worried about Big Bird's massive pecker.
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Martin: Guys, there's a problem. Carolyn: Then solve it. Martin: I can't solve it. Carolyn: Have you tried to solve it? Martin: No. Carolyn: Then you don't know if you can solve it, do you? Martin: There's a civil war in Mali, so Timbuktu's closed to all air traffic. Carolyn: Right, so you can't solve it. Douglas, can you solve it? Cabin Pressure: Timbuktu Website | Blog | Twitter | YouTube | Google+ |
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47% of america treat governmetn like its personal piggy bank, force the government to pay for liberal elitist sesame street, and have juices that flow and allow conception - in direct contradiction to the body's protective biological procedure undermining their cries of rape.
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They don't call him "Big" Bird for nothing!
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actually snuffleupagus is the one to watch out for...
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Join Date: 07-11-2001
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I'm thinking that the cookie monster is the biggest threat ,,,,,
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Join Date: 06-20-2001
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On the bright side...no more Elmo!
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