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Old 07-25-2012, 03:12 PM   #1
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Hey,
Have you noticed the current president of the US is black?
He is probably one of those Islamic people too.
He may have been born in Kenya.

I am out for every American vote I can get, even the racist and anti anything but openly christian vote.

I have been around this crazy Internet, and most white supremacist sites have gotten over my mormonism (the streets will run red with the blood of the non believers), and they are focused on the fact that Obama is black.

And so should you.


Oh, and he is a Socialist. And Socialism is bad. BAAAAAD.

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Old 07-25-2012, 03:14 PM   #2
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I will even take the female vote. Even though one of my first moves as president will be to repeal the 19th Amendment. How can women focus on serving their prophet if they are out voting.

And women, I know you agree.


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Old 07-25-2012, 10:15 PM   #3
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Mitt must have too much time on his hands to be posting on BS!
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:04 AM   #4
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Mitt must have too much time on his hands to be posting on BS!
Its called campaigning. I realize that concept may be too big for your little female brain to understand, so I will let your slight go. Thank you for illustrating why, after women vote me in to office, their right to vote should be repealed. Leave government to the menfolk. Thanks.

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Old 07-26-2012, 09:00 AM   #5
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Mitt, just a quick piece of advice for you. The Leader of the Opposition is not called "Mr Leader". He is called "Mr Miliband", or "Ed" to his friends. It's North Korea that has a Dear Leader.
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Old 07-27-2012, 11:45 AM   #6
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Hey, Mitt, listen: you're not supposed to tell people you had a top-secret meeting with the head of MI6.
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Old 07-27-2012, 11:48 AM   #7
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Wait... you mean, that wasn't Bond?
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Old 07-27-2012, 10:04 PM   #8
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I met the REAL Bond in Vegas one time. Soooooooooooooooo gorgeous!
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Old 07-28-2012, 08:49 AM   #9
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Why, shertainly, Mish Kindnesh-Firsht, I remember it well. But you musht help me: it appearsh that shome shecret information hash got into the handsh of an idiot. We musht shtop him before he becomesh Preshident.
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