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Old 12-07-2011, 06:17 PM   #1
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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington,
DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver
rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100
million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in
gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting

"How much is everyone giving?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

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I'm fabulous everyday, sister!
I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight (Alright! Alright!)
Put on your shades, 'cause I'll be dancing in the flames
Tonight, yeah, baby! (Tonight, yeah, baby!)
It isn't hell if everybody knows my name tonight
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Old 12-07-2011, 07:43 PM   #2
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I dub thee, Royal Zombie Slayer.
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