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Old 06-05-2012, 05:41 AM   #1
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Post I've been appointed.

I have a very official document that says I have been appointed...and if I work very carefully I can change "C Co FRG Leader" to "HEAD OF THE WORLD".

If there is a blackout across the globe in a few hours...I was successful. I promise to remember you all & allow you to flee the areas that will be destroyed.

Hint: Canadians...start moving south.
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Old 06-05-2012, 07:05 AM   #2
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O benevolent leader, you are so gracious!
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Old 06-05-2012, 07:15 AM   #3
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Loki has the right idea here, folks! Pay attention to the newly named Head of Worship, Emissary Loki.
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Old 06-05-2012, 11:33 AM   #4
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Nicely done your majesty, I always knew you were the right person for the job. All of your hard work has paid off.

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Old 06-05-2012, 12:03 PM   #5
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Old 06-05-2012, 12:16 PM   #6
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Who am I to argue with being told to head south? All hail the director of sun and warmth.
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Old 06-05-2012, 12:26 PM   #7
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This job might involve too many emails. ...Might be more trouble than it's worth.
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Fuck... there goes the neighborhood...
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Old 06-05-2012, 01:02 PM   #9
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So, SX thinks she can usurp me, does she? Well, she will soon rue the day she dared to cross me, or my name isn't Voltan the Destroyer.

Zorg, my trusted servant, I think it is time we arranged a little... surprise. Muahahahahaha!
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Old 06-05-2012, 02:21 PM   #11
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And this is news, how?

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Old 06-05-2012, 03:27 PM   #12
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I'll jump on the train as long as Meghan and I can be co-commissioners of wicked cool accents.
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:33 PM   #13
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I'll jump on the train as long as Meghan and I can be co-commissioners of wicked cool accents.
I should at least be on that committee, even if only because I use the term "wicked". I don't have an accent
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:38 PM   #14
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The Sarah's are definitely there, as heads of the NH regional office. It would not be a wicked cool department without you guys.
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:52 PM   #15
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The Sarah's are definitely there, as heads of the NH regional office. It would not be a wicked cool department without you guys.
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Cower, mortals, for my accent is wicked cooler than any of yours. Submit to the awesomeness of the Genuine British Accent!
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:40 PM   #17
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Cower, mortals, for my accent is wicked cooler than any of yours. Submit to the awesomeness of the Genuine British Accent!
3rd generation Boston accent, guy. Nothing competes! Now go pahk my cah.


(I do love British and Aussie accents, so you can be the manager of the British office. You're welcome.)
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:43 PM   #18
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Pffft....I can pull out the evil Long Island accent on all-a-ya. I'll even throw in some Bronx and Brooklyn for youse.
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3rd generation Boston accent, guy. Nothing competes! Now go pahk my cah.


(I do love British and Aussie accents, so you can be the manager of the British office. You're welcome.)
The Boston is the only accent I can do, besides the general southern.

But all I can say is "park the car by Harvard yard" but I must say, I do it pretty well
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Old 06-05-2012, 08:01 PM   #21
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I love this, I love this so much
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Old 06-05-2012, 08:42 PM   #22
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Pffft....I can pull out the evil Long Island accent on all-a-ya. I'll even throw in some Bronx and Brooklyn for youse.
Yah dude, you are now the head of the Tri-State area office. As long as you don't employ anyone with that bad southern NJ accent, we are good to go.
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Old 06-05-2012, 09:14 PM   #23
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Emails finished...I'm having a pesky time with my new letter head, though.
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