I've been appointed.

**SilverXeno** · 06-05-2012, 05:41 AM

I have a very official document that says I have been appointed...and if I work very carefully I can change "C Co FRG Leader" to "HEAD OF THE WORLD".

If there is a blackout across the globe in a few hours...I was successful. I promise to remember you all & allow you to flee the areas that will be destroyed.

Hint: Canadians...start moving south.

Loki · 06-05-2012, 07:05 AM

O benevolent leader, you are so gracious!

**SilverXeno** · 06-05-2012, 07:15 AM

Loki has the right idea here, folks! Pay attention to the newly named Head of Worship, Emissary Loki.

McNultysGirl · 06-05-2012, 11:33 AM

Nicely done your majesty, I always knew you were the right person for the job. All of your hard work has paid off.

Hail HRH SX

**SilverXeno** · 06-05-2012, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by McNultysGirl

Nicely done your majesty, I always knew you were the right person for the job. All of your hard work has paid off.

Hail HRH SX

I dub thee, Royal Zombie Slayer.

Oz · 06-05-2012, 12:16 PM

Who am I to argue with being told to head south? All hail the director of sun and warmth.

**SilverXeno** · 06-05-2012, 12:26 PM

This job might involve too many emails. ...Might be more trouble than it's worth.

***Racenut*** · 06-05-2012, 12:56 PM

Fuck... there goes the neighborhood...

rewboss · 06-05-2012, 01:02 PM

So, SX thinks she can usurp me, does she? Well, she will soon rue the day she dared to cross me, or my name isn't Voltan the Destroyer.

Zorg, my trusted servant, I think it is time we arranged a little... surprise. Muahahahahaha!

***Racenut*** · 06-05-2012, 01:06 PM

Wow... Rew's a dork.

**Juicebox** · 06-05-2012, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Racenut

Wow... Rew's a dork.

And this is news, how?

"So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo."

**JoJoJoey** · 06-05-2012, 03:27 PM

I'll jump on the train as long as Meghan and I can be co-commissioners of wicked cool accents.

**Juicebox** · 06-05-2012, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JoJoJoey

I'll jump on the train as long as Meghan and I can be co-commissioners of wicked cool accents.

I should at least be on that committee, even if only because I use the term "wicked". I don't have an accent

**JoJoJoey** · 06-05-2012, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicebox

I should at least be on that committee, even if only because I use the term "wicked". I don't have an accent

The Sarah's are definitely there, as heads of the NH regional office. It would not be a wicked cool department without you guys.

**Juicebox** · 06-05-2012, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JoJoJoey

The Sarah's are definitely there, as heads of the NH regional office. It would not be a wicked cool department without you guys.

Aw!

rewboss · 06-05-2012, 03:57 PM

Cower, mortals, for my accent is wicked cooler than any of yours. Submit to the awesomeness of the Genuine British Accent!

**JoJoJoey** · 06-05-2012, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by rewboss

Cower, mortals, for my accent is wicked cooler than any of yours. Submit to the awesomeness of the Genuine British Accent!

3rd generation Boston accent, guy. Nothing competes! Now go pahk my cah.

(I do love British and Aussie accents, so you can be the manager of the British office. You're welcome.)

Sarahg · 06-05-2012, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JoJoJoey

The Sarah's are definitely there, as heads of the NH regional office. It would not be a wicked cool department without you guys.

Wicked! ♥

Loki · 06-05-2012, 07:31 PM

Pffft....I can pull out the evil Long Island accent on all-a-ya. I'll even throw in some Bronx and Brooklyn for youse.

McNultysGirl · 06-05-2012, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JoJoJoey

3rd generation Boston accent, guy. Nothing competes! Now go pahk my cah.

(I do love British and Aussie accents, so you can be the manager of the British office. You're welcome.)

The Boston is the only accent I can do, besides the general southern.

But all I can say is "park the car by Harvard yard" but I must say, I do it pretty well

McNultysGirl · 06-05-2012, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverXeno

I dub thee, Royal Zombie Slayer.

I love this, I love this so much

**JoJoJoey** · 06-05-2012, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Loki

Pffft....I can pull out the evil Long Island accent on all-a-ya. I'll even throw in some Bronx and Brooklyn for youse.

Yah dude, you are now the head of the Tri-State area office. As long as you don't employ anyone with that bad southern NJ accent, we are good to go.

Loki · 06-05-2012, 09:14 PM

No spray on tans!

**SilverXeno** · 06-05-2012, 10:56 PM

Emails finished...I'm having a pesky time with my new letter head, though.

rewboss · 06-06-2012, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverXeno

I'm having a pesky time with my new letter head

My dastardly plan is working!

06-05-2012, 07:05 AM	#2
Loki Mischief Maker Join Date: 08-16-2002 Location: In my mind Age: 47 Posts: 20,006	Re: I've been appointed. O benevolent leader, you are so gracious!

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06-05-2012, 03:57 PM	#16
rewboss Elite Moderator Join Date: 07-17-2000 Location: Kleinkahl, Germany Age: 49 Posts: 24,561	Re: I've been appointed. Cower, mortals, for my accent is wicked cooler than any of yours. Submit to the awesomeness of the Genuine British Accent! __________________ Martin: Guys, there's a problem. Carolyn: Then solve it. Martin: I can't solve it. Carolyn: Have you tried to solve it? Martin: No. Carolyn: Then you don't know if you can solve it, do you? Martin: There's a civil war in Mali, so Timbuktu's closed to all air traffic. Carolyn: Right, so you can't solve it. Douglas, can you solve it? Cabin Pressure: Timbuktu Website \| Blog \| Twitter \| YouTube \| Google+

06-05-2012, 07:31 PM	#19
Loki Mischief Maker Join Date: 08-16-2002 Location: In my mind Age: 47 Posts: 20,006	Re: I've been appointed. Pffft....I can pull out the evil Long Island accent on all-a-ya. I'll even throw in some Bronx and Brooklyn for youse.

06-05-2012, 09:14 PM	#23
Loki Mischief Maker Join Date: 08-16-2002 Location: In my mind Age: 47 Posts: 20,006	Re: I've been appointed. No spray on tans!